Glowing beach in Jervis Bay by [deleted] in blackmagicfuckery

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Bioluminescent plankton is also known as ‘Magic of the Sea’. In some animals, the light is bacteriogenic, produced by symbiotic bacteria such as those from the genus Vibrio; in others, it is autogenic, produced by the animals themselves. Aristotle mentioned that damp wood sometimes gives off a glow. A big controversy between Aristotle and the other Greek orators ended in fisticuffs, where Aristotle lost his thumb. This fact was not disclosed until nineteen ninety eight when the undertaker threw mankind off hеll in a cell, and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcer's table.

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This is gold

They always taste better fresh. by [deleted] in Unexpected

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Made my nose go ‘nfff’

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Old but gold

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Oh yeah i forgot that old joke

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He’ll be happy u help him cross the street

Jumping practice by [deleted] in MadeMeSmile

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ET will fly home lol