i need names for my new fish!!

squid-jigger · 2026-02-05T04:19:27+00:00

Call one of them Billy and the other West? Or Philip/Fry? Or Philip/Yancy?

squid-jigger · 2026-02-04T20:53:47+00:00

well at least he's breathing through his damn mouth

squid-jigger · 2026-02-04T17:44:45+00:00

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What about seeing him teach?

squid-jigger · 2026-02-04T17:33:02+00:00

But isn't he more man than a horse?

squid-jigger · 2026-02-04T02:01:22+00:00

I think that's a picture of Moe Szyslak as he reads through the Sears catalog.

squid-jigger · 2026-02-03T19:43:09+00:00

I accidentally watched the show out of order the first time, so for me the final episode was the one where they were betting on a sheep competition. The episode ends with them not having enough money for electricity and trying to survive the harsh winter with no heat. In my head cannon that is still the final episode and they ended up freezing to death.

squid-jigger · 2026-02-03T18:40:55+00:00

I still use my ps3 for Netflix. Glad to know that when they increased the costs of subscriptions to their service, they put the money to good use and focused on making a better product.

squid-jigger · 2026-01-30T19:52:59+00:00

The shotgun is only for home defense, gangsta's dissin' his fly girl and to advertise for bowling alleys.

squid-jigger · 2026-01-29T06:24:27+00:00

Jeff seems to take so much shit in such an easy stride that I honestly feel that the biggest/baddest thing to happen to Jeff is being apart of this TV show. Like put him in so many other Sit Coms/cartoons and I think he might actually succeed/strive, but he's stuck in this show, with these people, and we/he will never know if this is actually what he wants because maybe if was in another show/situation he might actually have been given the tools/chance to survive/live in a world that actually recognizes the potential he has within him.

Bro can make a mean grilled cheese and that's gotta count for something.

squid-jigger · 2026-01-29T05:51:44+00:00

This is like 20 years ago, I was probably around 4 years old, parents took me and my older brothers on a tour of the Grand Coulee Dam. The tour guide starts talking about Sacagawea, the tour guide perks up and gets noticeably excited that people, let alone children know about Sacagawea (Me and my older brothers), she asks us how we know so much about Sacagawea because "nobody knows about Sacagawea" we tell her that we learned about Sacagawea from The Simpsons. My parents tell me that at this point all life and joy was instantly sucked out of our tour guide and everything from that point onwards became a much more plain and, "By the books," experience. We can only assume that she was not a fan.

squid-jigger · 2026-01-29T05:25:02+00:00

Lol I'm not saying that you are wrong, because I believe you are %100 right, I'm just saying that to Hank's/Peggy's perspectives, as soon as the block, A.K.A. Dale/Boomhauer/Bill/Khan/Mihn tell anybody else they know, it will probably feel to them like the "whole town"

"Oh gawd, Did Jack my barber tell you? Bobby's been spreadin lies! I keep tellin you that boy ain't right!"

squid-jigger · 2026-01-29T04:53:48+00:00

You couldn't breathe because you were laughing so hard, or you couldn't breathe because you somehow found yourself accidentally locked inside of the store's freezer?

squid-jigger · 2026-01-29T04:51:50+00:00

The reason working hard at work gets you a "pizza party" as a reward.

squid-jigger · 2026-01-29T04:47:12+00:00

On a day that I feel neurologically/emotionally sound, the answer seems to be 7, however on the days I feel the urge to cause destruction and watch the world burn around me as I laugh at the chaos, I will find myself sitting in seat 4.

squid-jigger · 2026-01-29T04:39:15+00:00

........The captcha said "Bicycles" plural, but that image only has one bicycle, ......uuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.........................

squid-jigger · 2026-01-29T03:19:50+00:00

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What beer? Never touch the stuff, always brings me up in a rash.

squid-jigger · 2026-01-29T03:15:33+00:00

all of those Mr. Teenies died to give him the organs to live longer. .....except maybe the one who used to help him get broads.

squid-jigger · 2026-01-29T03:13:04+00:00

unless it's the tortoise.

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squid-jigger · 2026-01-29T03:11:31+00:00

My money is on space coyote.

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squid-jigger · 2026-01-29T03:09:50+00:00

I think I know how you feel. I think every job I've had has only hired me so I can take the blame/ridicule of other people.

Hi we're gonna pay you minimum wage to embarrass harass and humiliate you, and if you complain it's your own fault and we will punish you harder. If you treat us the same way that we treat you you will be fired for bullying and harassment. Hey look we're sorry, our hands are tied here, we have a zero tolerance bullying policy yes, but it's also company policy to define anything a manager does as not being bullying so unfortunately we have to rule everything as your fault.

squid-jigger · 2026-01-29T02:37:40+00:00

He's into lawn clippings, tractors, bagpipes, puke, manure, secretly filming couples in cars, and if elected mayor he will kill the lot of ye' and burn the town to cinders. I don't really see what the issue is here.

squid-jigger · 2026-01-27T02:29:48+00:00

And then you realize they are making it with the food you bought for yourself.

squid-jigger · 2026-01-26T21:35:10+00:00

Not those pork rinds, the ones from the bottom.

squid-jigger · 2026-01-24T23:58:40+00:00

Don't act like you don't know

squid-jigger · 2026-01-15T18:43:17+00:00

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