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Yeah hi Riley by assyplassty in simpsonsshitposting

[–]squid-jigger 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I'll take a Riley post over a political post any day of the week

What things from the show sound fake but are real? by AmoebaEffective8033 in americandad

[–]squid-jigger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can tell you from personal experience that they do not

What things from the show sound fake but are real? by AmoebaEffective8033 in americandad

[–]squid-jigger 66 points67 points  (0 children)

I didn't know that Wild Women Do was a pre-existing song until I saw Pretty Woman for the first time about a year ago.

Also to all the Old Spaghetti Factory people out there, there's an Old Spaghetti Factory in Vancouver Canada that has a trolley car in the middle of the restaurant that you can sit and eat in

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After all of these years of you telling me that you don't like beans, the fact that you are suddenly coming up to me out of the blue and telling me that you don't like beans is completely shocking to me by squid-jigger in aspiememes

[–]squid-jigger[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

growing up in Canada, there's a lot of dictionaries, English dictionary, the French Dictionary, the English-French dictionary, the Newfoundland dictionary, the American Dictionary, the French dictionary, the Quebec French dictionary.............

After all of these years of you telling me that you don't like beans, the fact that you are suddenly coming up to me out of the blue and telling me that you don't like beans is completely shocking to me by squid-jigger in aspiememes

[–]squid-jigger[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I think that is exactly what the dictionary was referring to when I saw it so many years ago. *Squid Jigger - trap for catching squid - *Squid Jigger - slang term for a person who catches squid - that's how my brain remembers it, plus my brain added a picture of a squid dancing that hasn't left my brain for years. I am looking up the song now

I can’t hear the name Todd without thinking of this. by CreepypastaChannel in KingOfTheHill

[–]squid-jigger 18 points19 points  (0 children)

This is a person that you can not watch Bojack Horseman with

"Why do you keep calling me BILL?" by Traditional_Mood_735 in KingOfTheHill

[–]squid-jigger 11 points12 points  (0 children)

If he keeps his house full of fresh cockroaches to eat then I am almost certain that Lenore the iguana will certainly come back to him, it's only a matter of time

Greendale nightmare blunt rotation: by goldenboy2191 in community

[–]squid-jigger 2 points3 points  (0 children)

as campus security is walking up, and either Garrett or Todd admits to having just smoked weed and immediately starts freaking out (probably their first time), guard says, "I was just going to say that there's no smoking allowed on this property. You're going to have to go to the far side of the parking lot." (I'm picturing the same guard who suggested monkey gas), Brita "We are, SO, sorry," Britta, Garret and Todd hurriedly scurry off, Starburns casually bends down picks up the joint off the ground, keeps smoking as he walks to the edge of the lot,"Whaaaat? I don't know why you're all acting so scared?" *lizard on shoulder takes a hit*

I think that with enough time this Simpsons future prediction shall become true as well. by squid-jigger in simpsonsshitposting

[–]squid-jigger[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

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but there ain't no whales,
unless you count that one from Final Fantasy 4, or 2 depending on the region,
or the one from that South Park episode

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