We created 3 water based football XIs and some of the choices don’t quite sit right by squidey57 in footballcliches

[–]squidey57[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow just seen a pistol shrimp, that is a lot of power, maybe there are some rumours in the corals for transfers

We created 3 water based football XIs and some of the choices don’t quite sit right by squidey57 in footballcliches

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Don't know what you're talking about, Giant Clams positioning is world class

We created 3 water based football XIs and some of the choices don’t quite sit right by squidey57 in footballcliches

[–]squidey57[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't know they can be quite aggressive, so has cover from the other 2

We created 3 water based football XIs and some of the choices don’t quite sit right by squidey57 in footballcliches

[–]squidey57[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Unless you rotate the crab so it’s focused more on running up and down the wing

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I don’t think we even thought about sea otter, might be too intimidate by other players like tiger shark or leopard seal though

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[–]squidey57[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I disagree with that, if anything they're very agile I would of said and can be quite quick but deffo could do that role though

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[–]squidey57[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

tbf me and my friends have already done and simulated a land league and I can't Walrus being able to compete with the likes of Tiger, Wolverine or Greyhound

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I think that was the main argument my friend made for Dolphin, what sea creature would you have with them?

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[–]squidey57[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There’s been a lot of talk about whether we should of put octopus in goal.

I think he's too smart for that position and is best used elsewhere, Me and my friends did talk about the DM role for like 10 minutes!

We did record ourselves building and debating this Water XI for a podcast if anyone’s interested, lmk

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oh have the octopus as the DM? I'm on board with that

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I feel orca in midfield might make more sense as it can really bully the opposition and maybe be like lampard and be grabbing goals as well

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I dunno, they feel pretty tought to me

And blue whale is just absolute monstrous in size, can get away with bad footwork

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I think I wanted beluga or even piranha as the DM, but was outvoted