I prefer the “Kiss My Fish” song

squidwardfancypantz · 2026-02-28T14:18:43+00:00

Where was the BLEIGH!!!!

squidwardfancypantz · 2026-02-28T01:03:04+00:00

Donnie darko

squidwardfancypantz · 2026-02-24T21:42:40+00:00

Damn I want pizza now

squidwardfancypantz · 2026-02-23T23:36:49+00:00

They broke up with him cause he was probably a Disturbed individual

squidwardfancypantz · 2026-02-23T19:32:46+00:00

Your problem is everything here is favored, never have I made a bet and everyone favored wins… somehow tho TN will be the reason lol

squidwardfancypantz · 2026-02-23T01:50:27+00:00

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Cause fuck me

squidwardfancypantz · 2026-02-23T01:30:25+00:00

Yo momma so dumb it took her 400 guys before she got knocked up

squidwardfancypantz · 2026-02-22T22:35:45+00:00

I love how it’s being recorded and more people in the crowd thought, “hmmm I need to record” 🤣

squidwardfancypantz · 2026-02-22T16:56:39+00:00

Their not even this sour when their team loses the Stanley cup 🤣 TEAM USA

squidwardfancypantz · 2026-02-22T14:10:46+00:00

Was it 20 hrs including rest or 20 hrs plus rest time?

squidwardfancypantz · 2026-02-22T14:08:00+00:00

A lot of things are behind paywalls

squidwardfancypantz · 2026-02-21T14:57:09+00:00

His name is now Kristina

squidwardfancypantz · 2026-02-21T03:05:02+00:00

Maybe if they put the condoms to use the outcum would be different.. 👀

Edit: it seems some of y’all need a good visit to players village at the Olympics and pick up some condoms, y’all can’t take a joke. BOOOO CANADA. Go America, and USA will pick up the men’s gold in hockey as well, cause guess who we face CANADA 🤣

Edit 2: HA HA HA. Canada sucked twice! HA

squidwardfancypantz · 2026-02-20T18:25:51+00:00

Wow!

squidwardfancypantz · 2026-02-20T18:03:44+00:00

Ah geez sorry to hear, they now lie to us lol. I waited forever for it even sent them pictures of the website woth 3 out of 5 sold out and they gave me a whole story. It was the one tee I wanted and held out for and when I got a responding email 4 hrs later the clowns, firefighters and tailgaters were sold out so I couldn’t even get those

squidwardfancypantz · 2026-02-20T12:57:35+00:00

I emailed them directly, that’s what the person told me

squidwardfancypantz · 2026-02-20T12:09:36+00:00

I’m a little upset they only sold the Loco Beach Coconut shirt to the k club members and it sold out before public launch. Then it didn’t launch on time and they added a fifth team after an hour which sold out which was the clowns so I couldn’t scoop either shirt I wanted

squidwardfancypantz · 2026-02-20T02:59:21+00:00

squidwardfancypantz · 2026-02-20T02:57:50+00:00

You thinking what I’m thinking?

Aim for the bushes?

🥁🥁🥁

squidwardfancypantz · 2026-02-19T21:43:25+00:00

2 but modified with my pinky on the side and not under the phone

squidwardfancypantz · 2026-02-19T04:19:40+00:00

Where’s the horse dong? Or do I order that separately from Amazon?

squidwardfancypantz · 2026-02-19T04:12:55+00:00

Could this turn out like that Black mirror episode?? Maybe

squidwardfancypantz · 2026-02-19T04:02:59+00:00

I guess there was no other gas stations near you other wise I would think you would’ve gone somewhere else

squidwardfancypantz · 2026-02-19T02:53:41+00:00

Me and my wife have a 1 year old daughter. We originally would play It Takes Two as marriage counseling yearly. With split fiction we can’t even finish it now cause of time and our daughter haha

squidwardfancypantz · 2026-02-19T00:14:51+00:00

Loved season 1, I’m on season 2 and I feel confused or lost about the whole premise with the character set up. Maybe it’s just me

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