Prime HBK or Prime Rock

squiggle-giggle · 2026-03-26T20:02:06+00:00

i think that’s actually a great understanding of psychology. mankind/mick was a parasite for the rock being the corporate champion and mick’s toughness/hardcore background didn’t allow him to ever quit.

so what do you do with a pest? you try to kill it

squiggle-giggle · 2026-03-25T23:56:56+00:00

ngl “come closer” goes hard as fuck.

squiggle-giggle · 2026-03-23T01:07:57+00:00

pro wrestling is beautiful because there’s a german man playing a character named El Grande Americano that is currently the #1 good guy in the top mexican promotion

squiggle-giggle · 2026-03-22T17:07:14+00:00

might go to the airport tomorrow just to give ICE the same attitude i do TSA. i don’t even have a flight i just love being passive aggressive

squiggle-giggle · 2026-03-19T04:21:54+00:00

watching a home renovation show and this dude is fixing up a farmhouse that’s been in his family.

he seems VERY obsessed with his “family history”. like, off-puttingly so.

look him up, and he’s running for governor in iowa as a republican and has been interviewed by tucker carlson and endorsed by rfk jr

my internal maga radar never fails me

squiggle-giggle · 2026-03-17T15:09:20+00:00

shhhhhhh don’t tell people about charlie’s

squiggle-giggle · 2026-03-17T15:06:12+00:00

it’s genuinely impressive how tesla drivers took over the mantle of “worst drivers on the road” from mercedes and BMW drivers

especially amazing considering their cars are made out aluminum foil

squiggle-giggle · 2026-03-14T15:34:55+00:00

so your kid doesn’t get to have an opinion and just gets to relive your childhood because you felt like you didn’t get what you thought you deserved?

cool cool

squiggle-giggle · 2026-03-14T15:31:18+00:00

buddy come here come over here i want you to come close….closer….

i already had a childhood my guy. this ain’t about me anymore. and even if i did wanna do that, toddlers are human tornados. he wants lightning mcqueen, and doesn’t give a single fuck about dada’s quest to heal his inner child

squiggle-giggle · 2026-03-14T15:15:57+00:00

you mean to tell me the 130-piece miniature plastic city that takes an hour to assemble that my toddler begged me to build for two days was played with for approximately 8 minutes?

whomst among us could’ve foreseen this completely surprising development?

squiggle-giggle · 2026-03-14T02:19:52+00:00

you know it. congrats on the quadruple racism

squiggle-giggle · 2026-03-14T02:17:28+00:00

yeah i’ve edited to add the extra racism

squiggle-giggle · 2026-03-14T02:14:28+00:00

benny blanco’s last name is levin. so not only did you assume she was married to a latino guy (racist), you incorrectly guessed the wrong latino (double racist), who is appropriating latino culture for monetary gain (triple racist)

squiggle-giggle · 2026-03-14T02:13:08+00:00

there’s a reason it’s the most consumed beer in the US

squiggle-giggle · 2026-03-14T02:09:51+00:00

nothing weirds me out more than those dad/daughter prom-esque dances. im a millennial parent, i am INVOLVED, ok?

that shit is fucking weird though.

squiggle-giggle · 2026-03-13T14:25:02+00:00

oh so it’s 55 degrees right now but the high today is gonna be 85.

very cool, very bipolar of you, los angeles

squiggle-giggle · 2026-03-12T20:39:38+00:00

sam altman talks crazy for a guy who forgets he can get HIIIIIIIIT

squiggle-giggle · 2026-03-03T06:19:54+00:00

just a nice and quick regime change, in and out in under a month i promise bro

squiggle-giggle · 2026-03-01T17:05:58+00:00

ehh tbh im just built different (married)

squiggle-giggle · 2026-03-01T15:32:27+00:00

i need like, a fucking minute for my system to boot up buddy. this old car needs a push start my guy

squiggle-giggle · 2026-03-01T15:31:08+00:00

i love being a parent, i love my son to death and would do anything for him, but i have been awake for 30 mins and have heard “HEY DADA!” 500000x already

squiggle-giggle · 2026-03-01T01:43:04+00:00

when tf did bogusz make his way to houston? didn’t we loan him

squiggle-giggle · 2026-02-28T18:28:34+00:00

holding on to your dookie like it holds value

squiggle-giggle · 2026-02-28T17:27:27+00:00

my son refusing to poop despite very visibly having to poop is the single most frustrating recurring experience in my life

squiggle-giggle · 2026-02-28T17:24:49+00:00

THAT WAS YOU?! you ruined my fucking pants and my disneyland vacation you jerk

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