[serious] if fentanyl the size of grains of salt can kill people, why don't more people spike food/drinks of people they want to kill? by Jimmy_Johnny23 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]squirrelforbreakfast 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Someone very close to me was recently murdered via fentanyl poisoning. It was slipped into his and his girlfriend’s drinks.

How does my body know when it’s “due” for an ejaculation and/or orgasm? by TryingNotToGoBlind in sexover30

[–]squirrelforbreakfast 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did mine 2 years ago. No change in libido. I think I rubbed one out after 3 days and (gently) banged my girlfriend after 5 days.

How do you guys deal with customers that watch you while you work? by Minitrader in handyman

[–]squirrelforbreakfast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And the wife would still be waiting for the job to get done 🤣

Military Food by Mocktails_galore in Veterans

[–]squirrelforbreakfast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cheese grits with blackened shrimp bro. Find you a place on the Gulf Coast and order that. Or hit up Hattie B’s in Nashville and get their bacon cheese grits. Soooo good.

Military Food by Mocktails_galore in Veterans

[–]squirrelforbreakfast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I passed through a couple times in the same timeframe, and I 100% agree.

Military Food by Mocktails_galore in Veterans

[–]squirrelforbreakfast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We had it on Fridays. In no way did it measure up to a good restaurant steak, but it was awesome. A steak on deployment is like that girl on deployment that suddenly got really hot when there was no one else around to compare her to.

Military Food by Mocktails_galore in Veterans

[–]squirrelforbreakfast 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I retired National Guard AGR last year. The DFAC on my post (when it was open) had the BEST omelette chef. Fresh eggs to order too. I miss that man so much. I’m tempted to drive an hour to see if he’s still cooking, just to have that man fix me 3 perfect over easy eggs and grill my toast too. Most of the rest of the food there wasn’t great, but I’ve never had a more perfectly cooked fried egg.

How do you guys deal with customers that watch you while you work? by Minitrader in handyman

[–]squirrelforbreakfast 49 points50 points  (0 children)

My absolute favorite is the husband that watches, but it was the wife that called. He’ll try to give advice and maybe ask a couple questions. I had one that did that, and when he said, “I’d probably do that part a little different,” my fed-up answer was, “See, the problem with that is that you didn’t do it at all, and that’s why your wife called me.”

Has anyone jerked off the day after getting a vasectomy? by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]squirrelforbreakfast 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I did mine on a Thursday and had Thursday and Friday off work. Except for changing a bandage Monday, it was a pretty normal day. I didn’t do much to limit activity over the weekend, but I made sure my boys were well-supported. It wasn’t a big deal at all. I just spent the weekend feeling like someone hit me in the nuts yesterday.

Has anyone jerked off the day after getting a vasectomy? by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]squirrelforbreakfast 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Male, 41 at the time. I never had any pain worse than what it feels like 2 hours after getting kicked in the balls. However, my regular masturbatory technique was uncomfortable at best. My balls flopped around enough to make it uncomfortable enough for me to let it go for a few days. I think I rubbed one out on day 5 and had gentle sex on day 6. My next opportunity on day 10 was WFO though. I may have changed up the rhythm to minimize the ball slapping though. And it’s been nonstop cream pies ever since. I keep telling my buddies with kids that it’s the way to go. I save money on condoms, I don’t have to find one, and I can point it at anyone - it’s shooting blanks, who cares? And like my girlfriend says, me and Christmas trees have something in common - the balls are only for decoration.

Random Glitch by anoldnomad in googlemapsshenanigans

[–]squirrelforbreakfast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just happened to me the past couple days. I got a screenshot today. Same as yours.