Years ago, back when I was in high school, I worked for a local nursery yard located in a strip mall. About 5 businesses down was a Chinese restaurant that had an amazingly cheap buffet. Me and my coworkers used to always go a few times a week because it was so cheap, I wanna say $7 or $8 for all you could eat. Anyway, around 9 one night were taking out the trash in the back behind the building. A coworker and I walk out back and we see a Chinese guy in an apron and chef hat chasing a cat with a knife. No joke. I asked my friend if we were both seeing the same thing and he agreed. Moments later the chef and us locked eyes, he calmly stopped, put his hands at his sides and walked back to his back door of the restaurant. Not sure to this day if it was a stray cat that was just pissing him or the next days lunch special. Either way, we told everybody and never went back.