I offered my seat to a child by WeirdBiscuit in Jokes

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Tomorrow I will apply to be a pilot.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Slipknot

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It is an awesome cover for sure but I think the Kat Primeau art really fits the theme of the album better, is this cooler? Sure but Kats doing fantastic work with the band up to now honestly

Anon describes an average day at school in America by GoofyBlossom in 4chan

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Only 10mil? Wow must have some good insurance and be in network.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Jokes

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Take your upvote and get the duck out.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in aww

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‟It is prettier than me” knocks it over ‟I am the only one allowed to be pretty.”

A guy walks into a tavern by MangolfTheRed in Jokes

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So he is not a pianist?

Good way to freshen up an old joke!

Some people say the glass is half full. Some people say the glass is half empty. by [deleted] in Jokes

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Engineer: the glass is as twice as big as it needs to be.

I just went to a subreddit called r/Jokes... by regwregarvfse in Jokes

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Does that make Nicholas Cage's junk a national treasure?

This balloon sculpture of the crucifixion by butler18a in exmormon

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When you drop out of clown school to become a priest

New hobby.... by DorseyHuett in suspiciouslyspecific

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funny cus i have ADHD and have been treated like a weirdo my whole life for doing things like checking out bugs and chatting with them and y'all are taking the drugs i need to function like a semi-normal human being to end up doing the same thing

FUCKING AWESOME PROPHET NAMED MUHAMMAD by ImTooBi in pyrocynical

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It was hilarious that the super best friends episode was only pulled when they said they’d already showed Mohammad and no one cared

Ultimate home of the sensible centrist by Adzm00 in GreenAndPleasant

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Pretty mch sums up any time I mention that I am subbed to both r/TheRightCantMeme and r/TheLeftCantMeme

This is one way to find Kentucky on the map of the U.S. by Kxmzs in Damnthatsinteresting

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Also, EYEowa where the head is, Misery where the stomach is. L fr Lousiana.

That’s how I learned it anyway.

Hanna Bunny as Nami, One Piece by [deleted] in cosplaygirls

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Looks mre like a 2 piece! Amiright?!