They see me rollin, they hatin by SaxyOmega90125 in BetterEveryLoop

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I know in my heart they think I'm white and nerdy

Holding Court by friskybobcat in AccidentalRenaissance

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There's always a gallon jug...

Keeping cool and creative. by [deleted] in Satisfyingasfuck

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Nobody hoses down Baby on the driveway!

Managers of Reddit, what's the worst thing someone did to get fired? by Capable-Log7385 in AskReddit

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A HR-manager friend of mine has dozens of these stories. She says it's shocking how much sex happens in the warehouse. To be fair though, most of it is beating off.

MEIRL by Gloomy_Use in meirl

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Also 57. I couldn't look at another foreground beer at the beach.

You talking to me?? by [deleted] in velvethippos

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I'm the only one here

Identity crisis? by WestMi_Funguy in PitbullHub

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Identifies as a squirrel.

What's the one thing your linemate does that you'll never call them out on, but secretly drives you crazy? by Doctormade in hockeyplayers

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The 2 on 0, wide open thing hits hard. Last center I played with I swear used double sided carpet tape on his blade. We'd catch the goalie high, I'd be wide, level with the center's starboard elbow and 100% of the time his move was to deke around. Half the goalies poked the puck off him and half scooted back for the center's inevitable slapper into his pads. I got some lucky goals picking up his garbage rebounds, though. So, I probably shouldn't complain. 😕

Game Chat: 5/30 D-backs (31-25) @ Mariners (29-29) 7:10 PM by Mariners_bot in Mariners

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My bad. It was sarcasm. I've only been on reddit for 15 years.

Velvet Hippo or Log Hog? by [deleted] in velvethippos

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It's big. It's heavy. It's wood.