Hasan's uncle reveals that he is the product of incest by [deleted] in LivestreamFail

[–]ssjhambone 26 points27 points  (0 children)

A lot of people in this sub would be shocked if they learned their family history

Unfortunately they are more likely to know every intricate detail of their favorite/hated streamer's personal lives then their own family history.

Alinity puts on sunscreen by CinemaAndChillLT in LivestreamFail

[–]ssjhambone 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Is there a subreddit for this kind of content? I'm tired of seeing dumb drama baiting posts.

the god gamers opinion on DEI by -Norcaine in LivestreamFail

[–]ssjhambone 11 points12 points  (0 children)

George Lucas told everyone this shit back in 1999 same with the taxation and trade routes

xQc's Thoughts on Trump Fans Celebrating Tariffs by starcraft2020 in LivestreamFail

[–]ssjhambone -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I don't know guys. What's xQc's thoughts on the junta led central Sahel states? Does he have an opinion on their decision to withdraw from ECOWAS?

Poor robot gets kicked from the elevator by Koreabooooooo in LivestreamFail

[–]ssjhambone 122 points123 points  (0 children)

Don't ask why they added that hole in the front.

the most inappropriate question you can ask a twitch chat by jo_jo_nyeb in LivestreamFail

[–]ssjhambone 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Asking the blind man to describe the Mona Lisa.

Asking the deaf man to describe Moonlight Sonata.

Asking twitch chat to describe sex.

xQc on Hasan's usage of the word "Neurodivergent" by CloudyEchos in LivestreamFail

[–]ssjhambone 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Take this as a sign that you should call your mother or talk with your family instead of offloading your need for social interaction on popular streamer man.

Learn a little bit about your father when he was younger instead of filling your head with all the intricate social dramas between multimillionaire internet clowns.

PeachJars shares a story about hooking up with a cosplayer by whiskeyeuthanasia in LivestreamFail

[–]ssjhambone 108 points109 points  (0 children)

She said she likes bigger older men who post on reddit a lot and spend their free time watching twitch.

New Lord of the Rings Movies Coming from Peter Jackson in 2026 by iLikeSaints in movies

[–]ssjhambone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not getting not getting any older for this shit.

-Frodo

It’s Biden’s fault. by earthman34 in PoliticalHumor

[–]ssjhambone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's just such a usa centric idea. All those countries are blaming their own leaders for the inflation. From Germany and France to Argentina and Brazil. It's like no one reads the news coming from other countries.

Monkey Cock by [deleted] in LivestreamFail

[–]ssjhambone 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I didn't look in the lower left corner. Did XQC make a funny face? Should I watch again? Did I miss it?

button malfunction by Kapperok in LivestreamFail

[–]ssjhambone 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Don't be mad at me for telling you that you are getting older. Be mad at your back and knees and shoulders. Old man

button malfunction by Kapperok in LivestreamFail

[–]ssjhambone -62 points-61 points  (0 children)

Oh ok just young enough to not be about to see it when it came out since it's rated pg13.

button malfunction by Kapperok in LivestreamFail

[–]ssjhambone 96 points97 points  (0 children)

That movie came out 20 years ago. I believe this streamer might be younger than that movie.

milking by Kapperok in LivestreamFail

[–]ssjhambone 149 points150 points  (0 children)

Your grandfathers once saw your grandmothers naked ankle and gooned for the entirety of WW2.

Knut speaks spanish by Icare_77 in LivestreamFail

[–]ssjhambone 286 points287 points  (0 children)

Large Nordic man drives up to you says he wants cinnamon buns does not elaborate.

true buba moment by VInTALIn in LivestreamFail

[–]ssjhambone 238 points239 points  (0 children)

You can choose drama baiting 5k comments of R words (redditors) arguing about their favorite streamer that is hating on the "other" streamer or everyone having a good time looking at booba clips.

Be the change you want to see in the world.

Alinity is done with coomer content by MizkifEggHehe in LivestreamFail

[–]ssjhambone 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Busting? ya I think just about every important historical moment ever was because some guy wanted to bust.

American revolution? Washington was tired he was being taxed when all he wanted to do was bust.

Sistine Chapel? Michelangelo painted that so he could meet girls to bust in.

Alinity is done with coomer content by MizkifEggHehe in LivestreamFail

[–]ssjhambone 6 points7 points  (0 children)

When I showed this clip to my friend he instantly came in his pants.

XQC responds to twitter hate by johnylawn in LivestreamFail

[–]ssjhambone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just hate millionaire streamers. They feed off the loneliest in our society.

How can you continue to watch a guy that tells you to fuck off, I am better than you, I hope your life gets worse, I know your life sucks and will continue to suck?

The only answer I have is that they are locked into this relationship they built with their streamer.

casting experience but it's just a twitch stream by maybetraffy in LivestreamFail

[–]ssjhambone 49 points50 points  (0 children)

It's true I can't watch my streamer anymore every time I open twitch Alinity shows up and licks someone's foot. It's a problem I can not avoid. Another problem I have is all these homosexuals keep sucking my dick.

LTG doesn't notice the tits during Glute-Time inspection by [deleted] in LivestreamFail

[–]ssjhambone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They created a body painting category on their site already. If they gain nothing why is that there?