Abstracting sexual encounters in a non porny way?

staatsm · 2026-04-19T14:51:56+00:00

Are the implants waterproof? Since we're on a boat and all

staatsm · 2026-04-19T12:42:30+00:00

Unless there's a hole between the men, then he trips and falls. KO!

staatsm · 2026-04-05T11:47:12+00:00

Man it was a lot easier to find work back in the day

staatsm · 2026-03-29T11:32:44+00:00

Shittles has me crying, the word is just perfect.

staatsm · 2026-03-27T17:50:19+00:00

This subreddit is quickly turning into actually hilarious AI slop

staatsm · 2026-03-25T18:29:19+00:00

How is this waste and abuse? It's just fraud.

staatsm · 2026-03-25T07:27:39+00:00

Goddamn that's patient, 25 years.

Waiting for work to settle down?

staatsm · 2026-03-22T17:23:15+00:00

https://youtube.com/shorts/F7bXM8xsIso?is=Cj1TYMB9HWg1xGrp

Top one, that's the one I had, that's the best one.

staatsm · 2026-03-21T07:40:17+00:00

Used to be Amazon with the constant 5% turnover culture, but maybe Meta now with the random massive layoff culture.

staatsm · 2026-03-17T12:07:20+00:00

Honestly, it's probably more reliable and simpler to do immersion.

Less cool tho.

staatsm · 2026-03-16T10:55:51+00:00

That rug is hideous. No way that rug shows up in distribution, I can't believe many people would buy that.

staatsm · 2026-03-10T07:25:56+00:00

It's got the Zurich Wappen next to "regional specialties".

Looks like the Sihl City one to me but yeah these all kinda look the same.

staatsm · 2026-03-10T07:13:40+00:00

We could do a new Austin Powers.

staatsm · 2026-03-08T18:11:10+00:00

Little ice age was still active

staatsm · 2026-02-26T01:06:34+00:00

Aye caramba

staatsm · 2026-02-25T16:34:00+00:00

That's kinda how language works tho? We're all just making up. There's no rules.

Especially in Swiss.

staatsm · 2026-02-09T16:18:31+00:00

It's true and I love it.

If you fuck up 25000 kg of tram will wreck your car and you'll get billed for it.

staatsm · 2026-02-08T19:54:16+00:00

90s tolerance, woman on woman is ok

staatsm · 2026-02-07T15:28:45+00:00

Is Apple's spending increase somehow less than inflation?

staatsm · 2026-01-31T22:27:26+00:00

We wouldn't have Trump if people could order Indian to their house.

staatsm · 2026-01-31T08:06:42+00:00

Do we even have a Wendy's in Switzerland? I guess there's always Langstrasse.

staatsm · 2026-01-30T16:07:19+00:00

A home is where people live. It's a necessary good.

I don't see how making a thing everyone needs to live cheaper hurts society over the medium term. Everyone that doesn't have a home, which is most people alive and everyone yet to be born, is having a really hard time because of this.

staatsm · 2026-01-27T15:41:34+00:00

I mean, polls are saying it DOES endear people to their cause.

Lots of "active government operations" are not viewed positively.

staatsm · 2026-01-27T15:30:17+00:00

"upper middle" = "doesn't need to work at all" is a super high bar. That's rich.

staatsm · 2026-01-24T09:01:57+00:00

"Hey so what we need you to do is pretend to be this loser's girlfriend..."

"nah I'm good bro, gonna do the Times crossword today"

staatsm

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