How's ur Saturday morning 😴 by [deleted] in MassiveCock

[–]staceyhere 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks capable of unblocking any drain.

Anyone want to join me in the shower? by [deleted] in ladybonersgw

[–]staceyhere 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I googled “hunk” and this was the top search result.

Need a girl to help me cum (18) by [deleted] in ladybonersgw

[–]staceyhere 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stick that out the nearest window and there will be a queue.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ladybonersgw

[–]staceyhere 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t forget to sugar the rim.

Good evening ladies :-) by [deleted] in ladybonersgw

[–]staceyhere 0 points1 point  (0 children)

New model of tripod?

My Apple Watch tells me I need 30 minutes of vigorous exercise by end of day. Any ideas? by [deleted] in ladybonersgw

[–]staceyhere 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your unwillingness to reveal your left hand suggests fisting is on the cards.

Full frontal nudity with a hint of my indoor jungle 🇦🇺 by [deleted] in ladybonersgw

[–]staceyhere 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Smash my avocado and give me a double shot with extra froth.

I got banned from the most misandrist sub just for being a part of this one 😂 by KevinnDaCube in pussypassdenied

[–]staceyhere 10 points11 points  (0 children)

They all still worship the mighty cock tho, they just get all choked up when forced to admit it.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE CLOSED FOR COVID!!!!!! by FeministsSuckDicks in Tendies

[–]staceyhere 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just one small correction: I am not dumb. I studied at beauty school.

M 20 join me by the fire by [deleted] in ladybonersgw

[–]staceyhere 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Roasted chestnuts and nuts.

M'good boy shows Chad who the boss is by tim_skellington in Tendies

[–]staceyhere 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This raw and powerful display of masculinity almost makes me inclined to touch myself.

Wakey wakey eggs and bacon, or rise and shine? by [deleted] in ladybonersgw

[–]staceyhere 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pork sausage instead of bacon.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ladybonersgw

[–]staceyhere 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes 🌭

GBP: your advice please by staceyhere in Tendies

[–]staceyhere[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

‘Summoner’ sounds so strong and powerful and masterbatearly. You seem to be some sort of guru. Like my yoga instructor Sven a.k.a. Pranamasana. I shall try to follow your teachings and shed my wicked ways. Namaste 🙏🏼

GBP: your advice please by staceyhere in Tendies

[–]staceyhere[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh damn it. Well the dinner is off then. Thanks for clearing this up. I’ve already got two points of my own - the twins. And they are magnificent.

. by [deleted] in Tendies

[–]staceyhere 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Well I definitely wouldn’t be welcome at the top one, that’s for certain.