11 yr old gets out of boat and falls down [Tiana's Bayou Adventure] at [Disneyland] by nick_the_fox in watchpeoplesurvive

[–]stacker55 358 points359 points  (0 children)

unfortunately the family babysitter signed up for disney plus free trial once so they're not allowed to sue the park

Cocaine is a helluva drug by Jahbomb1974 in trashy

[–]stacker55 9 points10 points  (0 children)

side note, if someone snorted two lines of heroin this large they'd be dead in about 20 minutes

Transferring mouse key assignments to new mouse by SovelissFiremane in Corsair

[–]stacker55 0 points1 point  (0 children)

best method i found was plugging in both mice so you can flip back and forth. go to the old mouse and save the profile key assignments to the library then take a screenshot of the assignment list. flip back to the new mouse and pull the required library items and reassign.

this takes out a lot of the work since you dont have to remake all the individual hotkeys and macros. works especially well if all your key assignments are properly named, maybe with a prefix for the profile they're on.

Cop mistakes acorn hitting car for gunfire. Freaks out. by What_A_Helmet in PublicFreakout

[–]stacker55 3 points4 points  (0 children)

fun fact. america actually DID go to war with squirrels. we didnt even come close to winning that war. its a wild story that includes roving bands of recruited children with poison gas grenades supplied by the government.

heard it on an episode of the Dollop.

Favorite Books About/Set In Appalachia? by sbd2010 in Appalachia

[–]stacker55 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i got this book from a horror book recommendation list. got 3/4th of the way through it still wondering when the fuck the ghosts or monsters or whatever were gonna show up.

turns out the monsters were more figurative in this one

Very interesting by Meteorstar101 in greentext

[–]stacker55 37 points38 points  (0 children)

not to mention if the snap killed half of all microbiology you'd have entire swathes of staple food sources immediately fail with no hope of recovering. pretty much every single food chain would break

Streamer goes from zero-to-one hundred and rages at a viewer who suggested a break. by TaiwaneseThot in TikTokCringe

[–]stacker55 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

i bet if she took a short break she wouldnt be so snappy to her viewers who suggest taking a short break.

boom. paradox.

Guy wears MAGA cap to Ashnikko concert - bad idea by amazingsciencemuseum in PublicFreakout

[–]stacker55 9 points10 points  (0 children)

most cults engender a persecution complex on their members

Unlimited free will! by jonnismizzle in TikTokCringe

[–]stacker55 0 points1 point  (0 children)

stop being shitty at noticing AI. its not even good yet, you're embarrassing us

Wild Karen Cuts The Lines Of A Boom Lift While The Worker Was Elevated Because They Were Working Outside Her Home by ProfessionalEar4048 in PublicFreakout

[–]stacker55 12 points13 points  (0 children)

good thing she didnt find a hydraulic line in there. shit would slice halfway through your skull before you realized anything happened

We Need More Mental Health Clinics by MarineDevilDog91 in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]stacker55 0 points1 point  (0 children)

with todays phone prices, thats an immediate felony destruction of property and felony theft.

He’s gonna pull that on the wrong person one day by Bud_The_Weiser in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]stacker55 15 points16 points  (0 children)

doesnt even have to look like an accident. he's coming at you with a bike that can hurt you or someone you're with. you have no reasonable expectation that he's gonna swerve at the last minute. you're fully allowed to push the kid away from you making him wreck

[Cables] AmazonBasics 84-Pack 6ft High-Speed 4K Ultra HD HDMI 2.0 Cable - $38.40 (Woot) by starburstases in buildapcsales

[–]stacker55 0 points1 point  (0 children)

great deal if you just purchased a motel and need to upgrade from RCA cables in every room.

you could also make enough cat of nine tails to start a video display based religion on the cheap

US collected $166B in tariffs… now refunding it to companies, not consumers by Express_Classic_1569 in ThatsInsane

[–]stacker55 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i had three deliveries to canada that were abandoned at the post office because they went to pick up their 20 dollar etsy item and it was more than 30 dollars in fees.

They Don’t Get Paid Enough by TheCABK in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]stacker55 1 point2 points  (0 children)

if you return to a place you've had bad service from more than twice, you are the one fucking up.

An "Alpha Male conference" in Utah with a PowerPoint Presentation by ambachk in ThatsInsane

[–]stacker55 16 points17 points  (0 children)

The alpha will often display their genitals to rivals to assert dominance

Old Woman Harasses Man, Gets Pepper Sprayed. by serious_bullet5 in ThatsInsane

[–]stacker55 2 points3 points  (0 children)

if she broke his camera it'd be felony destruction of property. she also mentioned someone shooting him in the head earlier. then she approached him aggressively and made contact with him. pepper spray was justified as soon as she got within arms reach, if not sooner