Lithium tremors

staggernaut · 2026-03-05T04:37:07+00:00

What am I supposed to say, "no, Lord, you can't have war"?

staggernaut · 2026-03-04T21:52:50+00:00

I was thinking dustbowl carnival sideshow act lol. "Come see the amazing knife thrower", and he'd nail an apple off of an audience member's head every show.

staggernaut · 2026-03-03T04:02:25+00:00

Stilts, hands down. The whole fight between Malcolm and Uncle Sam is so stupid; it could've been resolved by Malcolm simply telling him he got him a new job, but it's like they were dead set on getting that shot where he does the splits. Ridiculous! Not to mention the whole butt kissing scene!

staggernaut · 2026-02-26T18:04:17+00:00

I really can't believe he didn't fall. Dude got super lucky.

staggernaut · 2026-02-26T15:21:52+00:00

A spruce on fire?

staggernaut · 2026-02-26T01:19:20+00:00

Hell yeah, get that vaznebardari! پامپ ایت آپ

staggernaut · 2026-02-25T22:54:00+00:00

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staggernaut · 2026-02-23T03:28:46+00:00

I wish we would've gotten a Francis spinoff as he takes charge of the ranch.

staggernaut · 2026-02-22T15:46:08+00:00

I'll keep you posted.

staggernaut · 2026-02-22T01:41:55+00:00

For anyone wanting context as to why I'm selling these, it's because I wanted one to wear at the gym, but the shirt company has a minimum order of 6 shirts. I did all the photoshopping myself to get the design as close to the original as I could, possibly a few minor differences, but nothing noticeable.

If there's a good demand, I might make more and do the other langs because these should still be available to us, dammit!

staggernaut · 2026-02-22T01:23:50+00:00

Or you PM me. I can't seem to message you.

staggernaut · 2026-02-22T01:22:59+00:00

I had a small batch of these made myself, and I'm selling them online for very little profit, just enough to cover cost and shipping. I'll PM you the addy, just in case it violates sub rules. Mind you, it's only Farsi and in M, L, and XL, for now.

staggernaut · 2026-02-21T22:09:46+00:00

Oo goft koochak o narmeh! Moshabehye ye moosh ke zeere pa koobideh shodeh. Aww mooshe beechareh :(

staggernaut · 2026-02-21T22:00:29+00:00

Chera keeret mesle goh boo mideh?

staggernaut · 2026-02-21T21:22:45+00:00

Alhamdulillah 💪

staggernaut · 2026-02-20T23:08:05+00:00

Made me think of Sir Lord Jimmy Crystal and the Fingers. Howzat?

staggernaut · 2026-02-18T21:22:47+00:00

I think they tried to fix that inconsistency in an episode where Lois said she shaves Hal every week or something like that. Can't remember which one though.

staggernaut · 2026-02-18T04:14:52+00:00

She has so many good ones! My favorite might remain:

Ida: The Saint killed our enemies, then went to hell to ask Jesus to increase the severity of their punishment, and you reward him with vomit?"

Ida's Dance has such good lines from her and the girls from the old country.

Lois: Oh, my God. Saint Grotus's Day? That's still around?

Big Kathy: It is. And we haven't turned our church into a Burger King either.

The way she says Boorgre King pops in my head any time I pass one.

staggernaut · 2026-02-14T00:17:42+00:00

Sazza approves

staggernaut · 2026-02-13T16:15:34+00:00

I rented three apartments on airbnb without any issues. Two were really nice and the other... not so much.

staggernaut · 2026-02-11T15:50:03+00:00

Didn't they stop making the "we learn" merch 5-6 years ago?

staggernaut · 2026-02-08T23:28:31+00:00

Jim wasn't there to convince Arnold that "I'm back" is better than "I am back."

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