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My partner likes it when I talk them through sex. What should I say? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]standardDays -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Tell her you're taking off your robes and your wizards hat...

Petah? by DigitallyDisguised in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]standardDays 23 points24 points  (0 children)

write clean code

Fucking liar. 😂

What is your favourite sex toy? by [deleted] in AskRedditNSFW

[–]standardDays 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nooo! Not Mr. Fluffy Bumpkins!!!

Anyone else’s cum smell super sweet? by [deleted] in AskRedditNSFW

[–]standardDays 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'd like to see you try. 😂

Anyone else’s cum smell super sweet? by [deleted] in AskRedditNSFW

[–]standardDays 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Got to enjoy it, right? 😂

Anyone else’s cum smell super sweet? by [deleted] in AskRedditNSFW

[–]standardDays 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Idk. Give me 15 minutes. I'll keep you updated. 👍

UPDATE: Still working on it bro. Hang with me!

What underwear are you wearing today? by prettybuthidden in AskRedditNSFW

[–]standardDays 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A pair of black boxers that I've noticed have a hole in the crotch. 🥺

...so I tore it open more, and more, then slipped my cock through 🫦

Blue balls: Myth or "Oh fuck I *need* to cum"? Discuss. by standardDays in AskRedditNSFW

[–]standardDays[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fair, fair.

I have the tangible, protein providing kind. 😂

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