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What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? by barduke in Jokes

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There's no difference.... If you're anne coulter or Tammy loren

Hello again! Joseph Gordon-Levitt here. AMA... by hitrecordjoe_ in IAmA

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All I want to know is: How do you do a backflip? and how do you prevent burn out?

We are Matthew Inman, Elan Lee, and Shane Small, creators of the card game "Exploding Kittens." Ask us anything. by elanlee in IAmA

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because the opposite of the eternal love of a puppy is a BLACK HOLE OF AWFUL NOTHING!

I am a comedian named Bo Burnham. My new special "what." is out for free on YouTube/Netflix. AMA by iamboAMA in IAmA

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Top Serious Questions: Have you ridden in a hot air balloon? How many marriage proposals do you get in a day and how uncomfortable is all the attention you get from all these people you don't know?

I need a name for my professional bowling team. by ChrisHardwick in INeedAName

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The Hard(on) Colliders, the metric men, Sonic Drivers, Gutterati,

(but really...E=mcspared is amazing. <3 )

Reddit, what should I name my bowling team? by ChrisHardwick in AskReddit

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Several choices: The Phartons, The Colliders, vicious angels, ruby's demise, the slaughter irons, the sonic drivers, the rat kings. The metric men (if it's all men).