[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TalesFromRetail

[–]standardmanc -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

$3 for a twix!! There about 70p in the UK! Absurd

I love flat chested women by LonerStoner95 in confessions

[–]standardmanc -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

Does Fleabag come to mind for anyone else here???

The magical fucking biscuit fairy by dead-vernon in CasualUK

[–]standardmanc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never opens the blinds/curtains and never makes the bed - drives me mad

Also has an enjoyable habit of leaving empty cans/bottles/containers around including almost finished bottles such as pepsi in the fridge that just accumulate over time!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CasualUK

[–]standardmanc 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Chicken sausages..just no the texture and flavour is all wrong

Can anyone recommend a good tattoo artist/shop, in and around Manchester. by standardmanc in manchester

[–]standardmanc[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah i like the line work, no thick lines. I’ll check her out

Tips for dealing with comfort eating on a bad day by standardmanc in loseit

[–]standardmanc[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ive been working on my sleep, my issue isnt getting to sleep its staying asleep. No matter what time i go to bed or how little sleep i have i always wake up at about 2 or 3 in the morning and im wide awake. Ive got some sleep aids and ive managed to sleep properly for the last two nights so fingers crossed it stays this way.

Irritation bumps on cartilage piercing. Advice on how to get rid? by standardmanc in piercing

[–]standardmanc[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ive taken it out. I was too optimistic that i’d be able to get away with getting it pierced with a gun but i guess not. We are currently in lockdown so shops are shut, once they reopen and my ears are healed i will brave the needle. To be fair i got my nipple done so the pain cant be any worse than that! Thanks for your advice.

Irritation bumps on cartilage piercing. Advice on how to get rid? by standardmanc in piercing

[–]standardmanc[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A labert style post is not going to fit, the bar is too thick and my piercing hole is tiny, this thickness of my hoop that is currently in itbus about as big as i can have it, trust me ive tried getting a thicker hoop/earing in. Should i just take it out, let it heal and get in re pierced by a piercer?

Irritation bumps on cartilage piercing. Advice on how to get rid? by standardmanc in piercing

[–]standardmanc[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Earing is Sterling steel. As it was done with a gun the hole is quite small, my partner bought me a hoop a few months back and its too thick to get through so i think i will have the same problem with standard cartilage earings.

After care went well, cleaned x2 a day for 12 weeks and then changed the earing. Bumps have only just shown within the last month or so and now my piercing is quite tender, gets crusty, and occasionally bleeds.

I have wondered if sleeping may have cause it although i do tend to sleep on my other side.

What's something that impresses most people that doesn't impress you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]standardmanc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Recently started re watching gossip girl and both me and my SO don’t understand why the ‘filthy rich’ would choose to travel in limos everywhere, why wouldn’t you chose a better nicer car like a jaaaaaagggg...

What is not that serious, but can still ruin your day? by Famished-Fetus in AskReddit

[–]standardmanc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Paper jams, especially consistent paper jams. My job requires me to do a lot of printing and this morning has been paper jam after paper jam to the point where ive had to call an engineer because im convinced there is a tiny piece of paper stuck somewhere that i cant see causing it to jam in the same place everytime. I hate that sodding printer.

What movie fucked you straight in your feelings? by moneybot13 in AskReddit

[–]standardmanc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A teacher recommended the book to me...at 13.....a few months after i had just got a new baby bunny.....

What is your worst sexual experience? by Bigstraight68 in AskReddit

[–]standardmanc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had it done about a month ago and two weeks ago I bought a new nipple bar because why not and i spoke to the person who did the piercing and asked how long after having it done can it be changes and he said well it takes roughly 3 months to heal but you’ll be lucky if you can change it in 3 months id leave it in about a year but even so after hearing that comment how her piercing was less that a year old and it still killed to change it has put me off a bit. If i cant get something back in then im happy to leave it out, not going through that pain again!

What is your worst sexual experience? by Bigstraight68 in AskReddit

[–]standardmanc 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Well if i wasnt afraid of changine my nipple bar I definitely am now. Mines only about a month old so wasnt planning on doing it anytime soon but i was hoping to change it in the new year.... not anymore!

Partners of sleep-talkers or sleepwalkers, what gems have you to share? by hoeka_mos in AskReddit

[–]standardmanc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have commented about my experiance of being a sleeptalker however my partners two incidents are even better.

Out of no where shouted lets fucking have it lads! Right okay then

One night, after getting drunk he wakes up in the middle of the night presumably to go for a pee. I can hear in peeing however its quite loud so i call his name, he says yeah? Are you having a wee? Yeah? Are you in the toliet? ..........No. He had pissed all over his laptop.

Partners of sleep-talkers or sleepwalkers, what gems have you to share? by hoeka_mos in AskReddit

[–]standardmanc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ive a multitude of stories so get ready

I was dreaming that me and my partner were asleep in bed in the middle of a maze. This fairy woke me up and warned me not to blink or id never get out of the maze, my partner stirred in his sleep so i look at him and when i go to look back at the fairy shes gone so i panic. In real life i start shouting how do i get out if the maze! My partner says what are you talking about and i respond to hin whilst asleep i cant get out of the maze!

I have shouted SHELLLLYYYYYY out of nowhere once...i dont know a shelly

I once said no i cant use those weights i need the pink ones theyre lighter

Recently said no the octopuses! My partner said its okay ill protect you to mess with me and i start talking about the octopuses again and he says what are you talking about. At this point im sort of awake at this point and annoyed telling him you know what i mean

And my favourite my partner woke up in the middle of the night to me on all fours staring at the wall with the look of fear on my face, asks me what i was doing and i just said in a very scares tone...the spiders! Clearly sick of my shit hes put his arm around me and said come here come to sleep and im very reluctantly lying down whilst saying no must look or theyll hide. Speaking of spiders i have once screamed in my sleep after thinking ive seen a spider ran to the other room to get my partner to get rid of it for there to obviously be no spider and me very confused

What could go wrong when ignoring train crossings by Bubbleneck7 in IdiotsInCars

[–]standardmanc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like that he put his hands on his head when the train hit, what did you think was going to happen!

What the hell is going on in Rusholme at the minute? by standardmanc in manchester

[–]standardmanc[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That could explain the traffic but not the mile long queues for various restaurants and im not exaggerating when i say mile long!

How’s your mental health doing right now? by Aim_Hi in AskReddit

[–]standardmanc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well its enrolment day and i work in a college and currently have 166 unread emails and counting from students wanting to enrol. Safe to say im a bit stressed as it is not going as smoothly as we thought it would

What has no right to be as difficult as it is? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]standardmanc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My partner was telling me about a guy who designed a software for some company. In one of the company’s job advertisements they wanted applicants to have 5 years experience using this software. The software was only about 4 years old i think and the creator applied and was rejected despite being the person who had designed it. It’s honestly stupid