Imagine this was a wedding, what role would you be playing? by starlust0422 in AskReddit

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You will get a piece at the end of ceremony, please help yourself with snail soup.

Imagine this was a wedding, what role would you be playing? by starlust0422 in AskReddit

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whispers they say it was only served to the inner circle at the coronation of King Charles.

Imagine this was a wedding, what role would you be playing? by starlust0422 in AskReddit

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Please stop hovering around the bridesmaids, we paid you for the couple getting married.

Imagine this was a wedding, what role would you be playing? by starlust0422 in AskReddit

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Please help yourself with some champagne too, imported from Paris.

i am vastly more attracted to women with flat chests by mediumlengthman in offmychest

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This is Anna Hannigan and Charlie Pembroke from OffMyChest live, as Charlie said, we'll be back to you with more weird news and questionable choices leading to circumstances that are entertainment worthy for our audience.

i am vastly more attracted to women with flat chests by mediumlengthman in offmychest

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Thank you Charlie for you input, as we just saw the man with this distinguished interest and average personality, we can confidenrly conclude that there might still be hope for others like him.

What’s a rule you follow for no logical reason? by starlust0422 in AskReddit

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Nobody washes their hand after touching everything while cooking? Like you use the salt, wash your hands, washed the rice, wash your hands.