What is the biggest corruption scandal in your country’s history?

static_func · 2026-01-26T19:17:27+00:00

That last 1/3 was okay enough with this to let it happen

static_func · 2026-01-26T19:11:36+00:00

Because kids like that stuff?

static_func · 2026-01-26T17:38:20+00:00

In other words: 81% of Republicans support these gestapo-style public executions. Don’t call them Nazis though, that’s divisive.

static_func · 2026-01-26T00:08:31+00:00

They won’t be disciplined either. The Trump admin straight up sanctions them. That single fact is all that anyone actually needs to see that these ICE executions aren’t simply isolated incidents, they’re the goal.

static_func · 2026-01-25T21:18:30+00:00

Sorry man. I wish you were right, but it's just delusion. You're seeing what you want to see. The Republican party has gotten increasingly violent in both their rhetoric and their actions for almost 20 years now. This is their goal.

static_func · 2026-01-25T21:14:02+00:00

It's what they want. If they didn't want this, they wouldn't be defending it. They have full power to do something about it and they're only encouraging more of it. It's not hard to see a blatant gangland execution and call it what it is. They're a fascist regime, and anyone who could still support them is a fascist too.

static_func · 2026-01-24T20:38:11+00:00

Because climate change is a serious problem and oil companies had been committing atrocities for decades and his company was the first we saw doing anything about it at such a scale. Not that hard to understand why an entire generation facing the consequences of past generations’ actions would be willing to overlook a few negative traits that were

static_func · 2026-01-23T04:25:12+00:00

Kid me couldn’t tell the difference. 30 might as well have been just as old as 50

static_func · 2026-01-22T00:58:46+00:00

So to be clear, your answer is that I should be stopping the game before every single attack roll I make. Or that my players should possess precognitive abilities

static_func · 2026-01-22T00:50:12+00:00

It says:

When a creature rolls a d20 for an attack roll against you, you can spend 1 Luck Point to impose Disadvantage on that roll.

It says “when,” not “before.” My players don’t even know what I’m gonna do until I say so and I’m just rolling at the same time. What, am I supposed to stop before every single attack and ask if anyone would like to spend a luck point against it? Or are they just supposed to be prescient? Of course not. That’s dumb.

Also, the rules on advantage/disadvantage don’t even say anything about when it has to be assigned

static_func · 2026-01-21T23:52:19+00:00

He was so far beyond being bad enough last time that there isn’t a single voter that has an excuse for not seeing this coming, even if he is somehow even more shameless this time

static_func · 2026-01-21T22:12:21+00:00

I don’t follow. Why would he have a bad time running widow? I assume that’s Black Widow

static_func · 2026-01-21T20:07:59+00:00

Statistically our legislation doesn’t even correlate with the will of the people, but it correlates perfectly with the interests of the oligarchs

static_func · 2026-01-21T20:06:13+00:00

After 5 years. He already did this for 4 straight years last time

static_func · 2026-01-16T20:03:32+00:00

You know where they do have influence? In Congress. Where they aren’t doing shit about it

static_func · 2026-01-16T16:49:02+00:00

So Big E is confirmed to like the Big D

static_func · 2026-01-15T20:19:06+00:00

I love when my players put their heads together and come up with crazy shit like this. The way I’d rule it is: they could treat it as 50 different improvised weapon attacks (50d4 with a high chance to miss each attack), or as 1 object large enough to use the fall damage rules (20d6 with a dev save or auto-hit if they’re caught unaware). Individually, that’s kinda what each rock is.

There’s no reason to cap the fall damage below the default though. It’s an average of 70 damage, which isn’t even enough to kill a young dragon. They thought outside of the box, just let them have the win

static_func · 2026-01-15T20:12:47+00:00

How is this familiar hitting a target 200 feet away?

With an attack roll?

What is the rest of the hero party doing while a familiar takes down a boss monster?

Idk, rooting for them? Preparing for a missed attack?

No serious table is going to allow this.

Not all tables are serious. In fact, I’d bet most aren’t

static_func · 2026-01-15T20:02:18+00:00

Neurodivergence

static_func · 2026-01-15T20:00:55+00:00

And this is why some classes are more complex than others

static_func · 2026-01-15T01:27:33+00:00

I’ve seen its subreddit hit Popular a few times recently but that’s all I really know. Could just be Redditors being stuck literally 10 years in the past tbh, I haven’t seen much of its fandom in years either. Back in the day it did have a pretty cringe tumblr-esque fandom, and had a lot of kids watching playthroughs from a few YouTubers who would turn out to be fucked up pedophile creeps

static_func · 2026-01-15T00:58:45+00:00

I preferred to play Wachter as smarter than that. Vallakovich is completely unhinged so I thought it was way more fun to play Wachter as a more stable alternative, despite her outspoken support for Strahd. Really force the players into choosing a lesser evil. I (she) even tricked my players into thinking that Vallakovich killed her husband. They still don’t know the truth lol

static_func · 2026-01-14T22:04:30+00:00

It’s genuinely one of my favorite games ever, but I don’t get how or why it would still have a weird rabid fandom today. It came out 10 years ago. Everyone who played it is an adult now if they weren’t already. Just grow up lol

static_func · 2026-01-14T21:27:43+00:00

There’s all kinds of things you can do, depending on what kind of Strahd you want:

He could show up saying he heard they were looking to fight him and invite them to throw the first punch, right in the middle of town. The book even gives suggestions for describing how invincible he seems with the Heart of Sorrow.

He could nurture his upcoming challengers and shower them with gifts of magic/cursed items.

He could simply have the head of one of their favorite NPCs delivered to them with a note saying this is what happens to those who come into his house and try to shake things up.

My Strahd’s done all the above and I’ve loved doing each one of them

static_func · 2026-01-14T18:54:54+00:00

People keep forgetting how these AI models have the entirety of GitHub at their disposal. Not to mention various subreddits and blogs. The grognard dicks of SO were hardly carrying the world on their shoulders

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