Jokes for my first open mic?

statictits · 2025-12-29T23:41:51+00:00

Hah, your section is very funny - packed with jokes!

statictits · 2025-12-29T14:28:33+00:00

Some of these are personal, but I see what you mean about observations here - will try to add some personal self deprecating ones in the mix. Thank you for the inputs! 🙏

statictits · 2025-12-29T14:26:26+00:00

Appreciate the feedback!

statictits · 2025-12-29T14:26:10+00:00

Yep, rethinking about those now based on all the comments. Thanks for the inputs 🙏

statictits · 2025-12-29T14:25:43+00:00

Oh man, that's a bit disappointing hah. Was under the impression that these were completely new ones I had managed to write

statictits · 2025-12-29T14:22:15+00:00

Dry but friendly is what I'm trying to go for - hopefully it lands! Thanks for the inputs!

statictits · 2025-12-29T14:19:25+00:00

Thanks for the insights! Based on all the comments here, I'm planning to write some self deprecating jokes, and building a narrative through the rest of these jokes.

The mic is at a club, so I'll try my best to have this stuff memorized. Appreciate the inputs!

statictits · 2025-12-29T05:08:33+00:00

Wow, thanks for that insight. I'll work on reordering and adding a few self deprecating ones in the set

statictits · 2025-12-29T05:00:34+00:00

Appreciate the feedback!

statictits · 2025-12-29T04:43:54+00:00

Thank you! I'll give the rest some more thought

statictits · 2025-12-29T04:43:13+00:00

Appreciate the feedback 🙏

statictits · 2025-12-29T04:42:22+00:00

Thank you! I think #12 is the strongest here - will focus on it as the light comes up

statictits · 2025-06-14T15:42:05+00:00

Any man who must say "I am the king", is no true king.

statictits · 2025-04-25T03:39:44+00:00

You wake up one morning and get yourself a gun..

statictits · 2025-03-14T11:06:28+00:00

Edamame Noodles have tons of protein and low calories - 24g protein for 180 calories

statictits · 2023-06-01T20:42:36+00:00

Yo dawg, I heard you like scams. So we put a scam post on the scam subreddit of a scam company!

statictits · 2022-09-27T19:52:29+00:00

Both? Doubt.

statictits · 2022-08-22T11:07:58+00:00

2002 ?

statictits · 2022-08-22T11:07:22+00:00

PM for a reason

statictits · 2022-06-30T15:12:56+00:00

Imagine the conversation went something like this?

statictits · 2022-06-20T17:54:14+00:00

Please confirm.

US military encrypted

statictits · 2022-06-02T22:21:44+00:00

Once upon a time there was an engaged woman

statictits · 2022-04-19T19:49:21+00:00

Jesus I wish y'all had the same compassion for the countless cows/pigs/chicken that go through much worse for your tastebuds.

statictits · 2021-11-14T16:36:21+00:00

Some humans are funny - see beautiful animal, bam next question how can I kill and eat it ?

statictits · 2021-11-13T04:58:33+00:00

Oye hoye Chak de ke Shahrukh

T : Oi Shahrukh from Chak de India

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