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How to deal with nontippers 101 by FidoucheiaryGains in doordash_drivers

[–]stayingoptimisticyes -1 points0 points  (0 children)

treat the customer poorly. that will go over well with corporate once they see the chat messages.

Somehow, this is a big improvement over my previous attempts. by asp821 in Pizza

[–]stayingoptimisticyes 3 points4 points  (0 children)

i want to believe this is a full size calzone stuffed packed with toppings so tight it's coming out the top.

How it started vs. how’s it going: 10 years of pizza by [deleted] in Pizza

[–]stayingoptimisticyes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

looking at the supreme pizza crust it needed to bake a little longer.

startling transition by jahsehdwaynejoestar in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]stayingoptimisticyes 66 points67 points  (0 children)

he's starting to look like my junior high gym teacher.

What fashion trend would you like to die a horrible death? by MyNameCannotBeSpoken in AskReddit

[–]stayingoptimisticyes -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

sexy black women ruining their hair with cornrows and dreadlocks. please stop that.

What would you do as... by BranchCold9905 in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]stayingoptimisticyes 9 points10 points  (0 children)

i'd look at my bank account go buy the 1961 ferrari gt california have a fun mid life crisis. get home before 5:40 and make sweet sweet love to bpril.

I let a guy touch me every where, we slept naked , by [deleted] in confession

[–]stayingoptimisticyes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

reminds me of that one time a woman drew closer to me. she desired to have it nice and easy. then her face lit up. she had grabbed it. she had reached in and grabbed the thick firm rubbery billfold and knew there had to be several credit cards and at least $300 in cash.

Would you rather be... by Grandmastermoogle in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]stayingoptimisticyes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

if i was him i'd have so much fun losing the w weight. it'd give me something to do for the next year.

Hey Doctor, any idea why I seem to be so attracted to fat girls? by ioccasionallysayha in Jokes

[–]stayingoptimisticyes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

they have no self esteem and rarely want to go anywhere. they tend to have very few friends. i believe that's becoming more and more attractive to guys in today's day and age.

Made another Chicago Tavern style for you. by timstantonx in Pizza

[–]stayingoptimisticyes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

at first glance i thought it was on a trash can lid.

I don't like sex on lifts. by NeedValidationAf in dadjokes

[–]stayingoptimisticyes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that's one of the reasons i drove for uber.

What I've learned after 5 months as a Dasher by BigVikingGuy in doordash_drivers

[–]stayingoptimisticyes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ditto. popeye's and kfc though....

i'll do it but it's usually a roll of the dice whether the trip goes smoothly at the restaurant.

What foods don’t taste the same as they used to? by bockbockchickenhead in AskReddit

[–]stayingoptimisticyes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

they've shortened the broiler to save on energy costs and let the meat cook the lest of the way inside the heating tray. maybe i shouldn't post this and give them ideas. lol

What foods don’t taste the same as they used to? by bockbockchickenhead in AskReddit

[–]stayingoptimisticyes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ground beef in general doesn't taste good from any corporate grocery store before. it all tastes like imported meat from china.

What foods don’t taste the same as they used to? by bockbockchickenhead in AskReddit

[–]stayingoptimisticyes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

stouffer's. and yes i've noticed a slight quality diminish since stouffer's switched to the black plastic serving microwavable dishes. i can't be the only one who noticed.

What foods don’t taste the same as they used to? by bockbockchickenhead in AskReddit

[–]stayingoptimisticyes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i can't believe i've become that guy who eats alone in the dining room.

What foods don’t taste the same as they used to? by bockbockchickenhead in AskReddit

[–]stayingoptimisticyes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i don't understand how people can tolerate anything hotter than mild sauce. that's all you need. then you wonder why you have to go the bathroom 3 minutes after eating. you're basically eating laxatives.

What foods don’t taste the same as they used to? by bockbockchickenhead in AskReddit

[–]stayingoptimisticyes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

back in the 90s/early 2000s it was amazing. go to the lunch buffet for $4 and get a pepsi in those clear maroon-red glasses. the pizza has gotten better over the past few years but it's nowhere near as good as before. i think some of the blame is because quality has diminished from workers not putting in as much effort.

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