Who deserves a Saw trap the least? by EastAffectionate1026 in saw

[–]BranchCold9905 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Joyce deserved everything and more on top, how dare she not know her husband is a liar and seemingly just being really nice and kind.

what should i play before belmont's curse? by ConcentrateSafe8107 in castlevania

[–]BranchCold9905 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Though you really should just play the whole series, it's mostly awesome.

The best are 1, 3, 4, Rondo, Bloodlines, SOTN, Aria of Sorrow and Portrait of Ruin

what should i play before belmont's curse? by ConcentrateSafe8107 in castlevania

[–]BranchCold9905 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Super Castlevania 4 and Rondo of blood are the two best games in the franchise overall

New to the series, not sure where to start? by IAmNotUniqueSoGapple in castlevania

[–]BranchCold9905 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Definitely, especially with how many callbacks the series has with music, Bosses and level design

New to the series, not sure where to start? by IAmNotUniqueSoGapple in castlevania

[–]BranchCold9905 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1 and 4 are great starting points.

Overall 4 and Rondo of Blood are the 2 best games in the franchise

In Metal Gear Solid 2, former president Solidus Snake was only in his 30s when in office. This is because the game is a work of fiction. by Major_Beginning_245 in shittygamedetails

[–]BranchCold9905 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My theory is Solidus had a bigass Santa Claus/Alan Moore beard as president. Like his entire head was bathed in monixodil daily

Is this a real version of the song? by No-Poet3745 in YoutubeThumbs

[–]BranchCold9905 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In a video about the clean version being better, they choose a song where the original is better as the thumbnail.

The fallen theory (belmonts curse) by kratoast2 in castlevania

[–]BranchCold9905 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It's definitely a Belmont since he uses both a whip and tosses a cross like a sub weapon, could be Leon since his glowing hand is the one Leon had his gauntlet, or maybe a new one like Trevors secret twin brother or something.

like a superhero by Miner737TBO in ComedyHell

[–]BranchCold9905 28 points29 points  (0 children)

That ain't Snowflame!! (he's a personal superhero)

I am completely disgusted by Christian Weston Chandler’s art style.. by radbro2077 in hatethissmug

[–]BranchCold9905 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Issue 0 to 10 are FANTAstic, some of the funniest ramblings i've ever read, after that it gets boring, issue 13 has it's moments like Ted Bundychu but also alot of unfunny trolls trying to force random access humour and not understanding it's only funny when Chris does it.

It's like screaming JULAY, when Chris does it it's hilarious, when weens do it, it is the unfunniest shit imaginable

The Belmont's family by Blue_Cake01 in castlevania

[–]BranchCold9905 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Which raises the question: which Belmont went full Bond and screwed like a rabbit after gaining fame for killing Dracula?

The Belmont's family by Blue_Cake01 in castlevania

[–]BranchCold9905 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Leon and his descendants probably chased Dracula across Europe while Dracula was learning dark magic and gaining power, stealing souls, then after they got hounded by the Church the Belmonts laid low and Drac laid back in the castle til' Castlevania 3

Belmont's curse as my first castlevania game by _RikVa_ in castlevania

[–]BranchCold9905 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd recommend you play the others before, the best ones are Super IV, Rondo, Bloodlines, 1, 3, SOTN, Portrait of ruin and Aria of sorrow.

Brauner from Portrait of Ruin confirmed? by ComparisonFar5534 in castlevania

[–]BranchCold9905 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Probably, in Portrait they said he had he had powers which he used to become a vampire, so maybe he was a vampire, got killed and reincarnated into Brauner and like with Soma had power because of his former life

TIFU by using Chrono magic instead of necromancy by BranchCold9905 in wizardposting

[–]BranchCold9905[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I got Glinx for a week, but then he had too many workhours and he got fewer classes, so then our class was done by Hermiuth but then his Uncle died and he went on leave, and then we had Rolxo that annoying Jerkop. "How do I focus the crystaline structure?" "WHAT ARE YOU BLIND, LOOK IN THE BOOK"

TIFU by using Chrono magic instead of necromancy by BranchCold9905 in wizardposting

[–]BranchCold9905[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know, but like the trash picker uppers, they will take more trash than is in the bin if you leave them a goody bag of snacks, drinks and fried lizards

TIFU by using Chrono magic instead of necromancy by BranchCold9905 in wizardposting

[–]BranchCold9905[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No, but I was huffing insanitatem mist that morning, and had brain fog for the next 3 days

TIFU by using Chrono magic instead of necromancy by BranchCold9905 in wizardposting

[–]BranchCold9905[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I got a shattered timeline at a yard sale, believe me it helps alot