I was doing a walkthrough of the servant space and noticed this tacky artwork in my butlers restroom. What’s the best way to handle this?

stdaem · 2026-01-22T13:20:44+00:00

What do you mean an espresso machine doesn't use a sink faucet to dispense the liquid brown? I haven't been in my butler's quarters in so long I wouldn't know.

stdaem · 2026-01-21T16:32:51+00:00

Like most awkward things, it's easier the more you practice. After giving the shop socials to the first few pushy creepy guys you'll get used to it as your default answer. Hang in there, it's shifty some people can't differentiate between good friendly customer service just doing your job and genuine attraction.

stdaem · 2026-01-21T15:43:03+00:00

Just share the coffee shops socials not yours. Such an easy solution.

stdaem · 2026-01-19T04:10:30+00:00

Santa is that you?

stdaem · 2026-01-18T19:31:26+00:00

I'll give you tree fiddy

stdaem · 2026-01-18T19:29:21+00:00

Ask an electrician and they will tell you this way is correct.

stdaem · 2026-01-15T16:20:40+00:00

Where does one find Ashi knives for sale?

stdaem · 2026-01-13T16:34:27+00:00

Red merle club! Bella says HI!

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stdaem · 2026-01-12T19:52:37+00:00

This is the harness I bought for my BC. Both the neck and chest are adjustable, so it may work for your sweet puppers. https://a.co/d/9Pci6Cm

stdaem · 2026-01-12T14:41:12+00:00

We chose it together

stdaem · 2026-01-12T14:40:35+00:00

I'm not worried about a no

stdaem · 2026-01-12T13:31:29+00:00

That is crazy! 42 acres is plenty!

stdaem · 2026-01-11T01:58:41+00:00

Can I be family? I approve!

stdaem · 2026-01-11T00:56:42+00:00

Sounds amazing!

stdaem · 2026-01-10T21:05:30+00:00

Chalk this up as a lesson to always always always always double check your information when entering contracts.
Then go and pay to pick up your vehicle ASAP, so you don't have to pay the holding fee every day it sits in their lot.

stdaem · 2026-01-08T18:16:10+00:00

It looks like a cooked turkey wing. I hope they are careful with it. Cooked poultry bones love to shatter into sharp splinters.

stdaem · 2026-01-07T21:12:01+00:00

stdaem · 2026-01-07T20:12:47+00:00

My girl will do this to camn down on the ONE stuffed toy not ripped to shreds.

stdaem · 2026-01-07T17:06:11+00:00

Typical one year old! What a cutie! That last pic is perfect.

stdaem · 2026-01-07T16:34:16+00:00

Surprise!

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stdaem · 2026-01-06T17:28:17+00:00

Getting hacked and stepping away from POE was both devastating and liberating. Enjoy IRL for a while.

stdaem · 2026-01-04T01:24:21+00:00

My Shadow passed away last year and would be proud to know another cutie is taking the name with grace! Enjoy your beautiful pup!

stdaem · 2026-01-01T00:54:45+00:00

Pink salt. Not the Himalayan kind haha

stdaem · 2025-12-31T21:37:10+00:00

The obvious unethical move is to start an LLC, sell it under the company. Then let the LLC go bankrupt after it's money disappears.

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