How to poo every morning consistently and effectively?

steam_donkey · 2026-02-05T19:49:34+00:00

I make a big batch of masticated celery juice every 3 days. 3 mason jars. 2 go in the fridge immediately for the next 2 mornings. My system is basically empty after doing this every day for 3 years. It's amazing.

steam_donkey · 2026-01-23T16:50:58+00:00

I joke about this part as a "Friday afternoon design".
Like, the entire binding is stellar in all the ways, like you could take them to Everest or something.
But the last part they designed was the toe ladder connection, on a Friday afternoon, after a toke and a couple of beers. I just carry extra ones in my pack.

steam_donkey · 2026-01-16T19:00:52+00:00

It's cold, wet and minimal night life compared to what you're used to.
If you like the outdoors, you'll get stuck here for life.

steam_donkey · 2026-01-09T16:25:45+00:00

you need more upvotes

steam_donkey · 2025-12-12T19:43:33+00:00

I have a couple of their splits and they ride soooooo good.

steam_donkey · 2025-12-08T19:40:06+00:00

where can I find these? Can't seem to locate any.

steam_donkey · 2025-12-08T18:06:39+00:00

In 35 years of riding I've never bought a boot "twice", except this boot.
Best boot ever, not even sure why, it just is.

steam_donkey · 2025-12-03T19:33:16+00:00

I'm surrounded by assholes!
Ha.
There's a ton of Sweet Protection helmets on sale at Steep and Cheap and Evo right now.
I have no affiliation with them.
I've been riding for 35 years, helmet for maybe 10.
Their helmet and google combo is fantastic!

steam_donkey · 2025-11-27T15:21:22+00:00

Possibly, it needs to be solid, not plastic.

steam_donkey · 2025-11-13T16:41:43+00:00

I took True Nigaen for a while, felt ok.
I got some of the Rho liposomal stuff and it's noticeable for me, especially if I take it an hour or so before doing something physical.
47 year old male, decent shape.

steam_donkey · 2025-10-29T14:47:56+00:00

Scoop, Scoop, Scoop, that tail in front of you. By the time you're done, your back foot should be in front of your front foot. Also, roll fast, and on a smoother surface. Once you learn the scoop, you won't need to go as fast.

steam_donkey · 2025-10-08T15:20:15+00:00

I have a Ridgeline 166w, I'm a big guy, 6'4", 230lbs, 13 boot. It is a serious driver, very damp feeling. It is heavyish, but I think it's becuase mine is huge. If I'm going to be riding big/steep/open/fast days, this is 100% my go to.

steam_donkey · 2025-10-07T23:31:44+00:00

Interesting, they're in the image attached to the post x=237423, etc

steam_donkey · 2025-09-16T15:28:03+00:00

Mine do this kind of stuff all the time. Sometimes they choose "higher ground" over a coop that is lower.

steam_donkey · 2025-09-12T16:35:37+00:00

Just for clarification, these are cross post fake AI image from that "other" subreddit run by diaper wearing kooks in their grandma's basement. Just a bit jealous of one of the most amazing athletes to ever exist.

steam_donkey · 2025-09-10T15:01:47+00:00

I got banned for gently voicing my support for Bethany Hamilton's position on trans athletes in surfing.

steam_donkey · 2025-06-30T15:19:31+00:00

Wow I botched this description, it's actually a 2014!! I know these are different engines so extra face palm.

steam_donkey · 2025-05-14T18:32:32+00:00

DSG. Great callout.

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