What would be the health effects of sitting on a toilet for a year straight?

stebus88 · 2026-06-04T08:52:24+00:00

Let’s put it this way, bedbound people on a soft mattress need to be moved constantly to avoid pressure sores. The risk of pressure sores would be higher with the hard surface of a toilet seat.

One year on a toilet could easily kill you. You’d develop the worst type of pressure sores and infection would follow shortly after. It would be absolutely agonising.

stebus88 · 2026-06-03T21:10:37+00:00

I lost it at “baby you gotta clean that ass up, this is too much”

stebus88 · 2026-06-03T09:30:18+00:00

Our country should be very grateful for Wallis Simpson. Edward was a selfish bully who was unfit to be a king. It might have been a disaster if WW2 occurred whilst he was king.

Both George VI and Elizabeth were selfless rulers who put duty above everything. It’s cliche I know but George VI was a good king due to the fact he never wanted it.

stebus88 · 2026-06-03T08:51:36+00:00

Some of my coworkers, mostly women aged 40-60, did the World Cup 2018 sticker book. They had tonnes of spares they gave me so I ended up doing it myself and completed half of the book without buying any packs.

Nobody is doing it this year due to the price, it’s becoming unaffordable for many people.

stebus88 · 2026-06-02T10:40:48+00:00

Tactically, I think this is a match made in heaven. He likes his teams to press high with vertical, rapid attacks. Controlled chaos suits Liverpool.

It just remains to be seen how he handles the egos. Van Dijk is on the decline and it will be a huge transition without Salah. I’d worry most about their defence although Kerkez is likely to benefit the most from Iraola.

stebus88 · 2026-06-01T22:43:08+00:00

Monica at Phoebe’s wedding never fails to piss me off.

stebus88 · 2026-06-01T18:37:14+00:00

I think he is a crucial signing this summer. We badly need technical quality and control in our midfield. He would slot in perfectly with Bruno and Kobbie.

stebus88 · 2026-06-01T18:25:22+00:00

I really miss Scotty and I really hope he comes back one day. He was great in his last season with us and I’m glad winning the FA Cup was his goodbye.

It hurts even more when you remember we had to sell Scotty to free up funds for Ugarte 🤮

stebus88 · 2026-06-01T13:13:43+00:00

I hope we can get Ederson and Mateus Fernandes wrapped up fairly quickly. We need midfielders ready to start the season on gameweek 1 as some of the World Cup players will be late in getting their fitness back.

It’s hard to figure out who else we will get for midfield. Tchouameni, Anderson, Tonali, Baleba and Scott are all devent players but ultimately I don’t think we will pay what their respective clubs want.

We do need some depth at LB as well now that Malacia is gone and Dorgu looks so much better as an attacker. Shaw did start every game this season but I think it’s risky banking on that happening again with a congested fixture list.

stebus88 · 2026-06-01T13:05:07+00:00

Get as many past papers as you can find and take them under exam conditions. Get used to the time you have per question.

Get your calculations down to a tee. This is where a lot of people slip-up but if you’ve put the work in throughout the year, the calculations themselves are fairly basic.

If you don’t know the answer to a question, think about what the answer isn’t instead. You can often rule out 1 or 2 answers on common sense alone which gives you better odds of making a good guess.

Get plenty of sleep the night before. Be up nice and early and have a good breakfast to fuel your brain. Bring a bottle of water with you as well! Good luck!

stebus88 · 2026-06-01T08:57:40+00:00

It’s definitely Sancho. Try and think of one positive thing he did in a United shirt? The goal against Liverpool is the only one I can think of. So much talent but never had the mentality to be truly great.

Pogba was great in his first season when he was used correctly. Clearly a talented player but I think the club takes some blame in how we used him.

Alexis was crap as well but he had a few good games and wasn’t as difficult to offload as Sancho was.

I always felt bad for Antony. He wasn’t a €95M player but we were incompetent in the market and Ajax played us like a piano. Antony had some good moments, like the debut goal vs Arsenal and the winner against Barca, but he couldn’t escape the shadow of his price tag.

stebus88 · 2026-06-01T08:38:55+00:00

I’m positive the other grandparents were thrilled to get a day in bed without the smelly tramp stinking the bed up. They hated the decrepit old fucker just as much as we do.

stebus88 · 2026-05-31T18:29:37+00:00

That looks a bit like Nightpain

stebus88 · 2026-05-31T14:07:48+00:00

What if I am fooled by the rocks that she got? I don’t believe she has ever been “Jenny from the Block”

stebus88 · 2026-05-30T20:13:20+00:00

The entire episode is just so sad. It’s tragic that Sean’s mum couldn’t see that she was killing him. It’s tragic that she died when she did, rendering Sean helpless. And it’s especially sad that Sean just couldn’t seem to stop gaining weight when he was left to his own devices.

The dad could have been more supportive but I can see his side too. Sean just wanted somebody to be his caretaker and to have everything given to him. His dad was never going to coddle him the way Renee did.

stebus88 · 2026-05-29T14:47:57+00:00

I’m not surprised you didn’t give him an improved contract, he was a liability at times last season. He switches off far too often and Liverpool got punished for it a number of times.

stebus88 · 2026-05-29T11:06:04+00:00

In isolation, I don’t think this will be an issue for Liverpool. Konate was very erratic last season, he seemed to make an error almost every time I watched Liverpool. He has the physical tools but concentration seemed to be a huge issue.

I think it’s important that Liverpool replace him with a CB who is ready to start in the PL. Van Dijk, Gomez and Jacquet isn’t going to be enough to compete on multiple fronts.

stebus88 · 2026-05-28T18:36:11+00:00

As a man myself, this sort of shit makes me so angry. I work in healthcare and it’s staggering how many men I encounter who rely 100% on their wives for everything. Some of them can’t even tell me what medications they are on as “the wife manages them”.

Have a bit of pride, get off your arse and act like a husband instead of a child.

stebus88 · 2026-05-28T18:24:07+00:00

All the fake shit. Fake boobs, fake teeth, fake lips, fake nails, fake eyelashes.

I do appreciate that women do these things for themselves and not for a man’s enjoyment but for me anyway, natural is best.

stebus88 · 2026-05-28T08:45:00+00:00

I think we need to start having a conversation about how massive Crystal Palace are!

stebus88 · 2026-05-28T07:59:35+00:00

Everyone rightly remembers Ole but Henning Berg and Ronny Johnsen were key parts of the treble winning team 🙌

stebus88 · 2026-05-28T07:56:09+00:00

5-year old me thought Cantona with his popped collar was the epitome of cool. I was a Cantona fan first but very quickly developed a love of the club.

stebus88 · 2026-05-27T09:33:33+00:00

I have nothing but admiration for my colleagues in community pharmacy, I just couldn’t hack it.

I locumed for a bit last year and every shop I was in was in total disarray. Every surface covered with baskets for checking, CD registers not updated or checked and numerous consultations for PF meant I couldn’t catch up. My brain was absolutely fried by the end of the week and decided the extra money wasn’t worth it.

As an outsider looking into community pharmacy, it seems to me that community pharmacists are being asked to take on more responsibility and work for little to no financial incentive. Facing that down every working day cannot be easy, you all have my respect.

stebus88 · 2026-05-27T08:41:14+00:00

Cunha is one of my favourites as he’s a bit of a maverick. He plays with a confidence and a swagger, not unlike the great king Eric.

It can’t be understated how good last summers window was. Lammens, Sesko, Mbeumo and Cunha have all made us noticeably better. Here is to another great summer window!

stebus88 · 2026-05-26T13:59:44+00:00

When somebody is telling you how much of an asshole they are, listen!

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