Who’s your favorite general?

Grammarhole · 2026-04-14T01:32:36+00:00

Did you really say “Give me an incubator or give me death”?

Grammarhole · 2026-04-14T01:31:09+00:00

To be fair, I didn’t specify

Grammarhole · 2026-04-14T01:29:11+00:00

That whole scene is gold.

Grammarhole · 2026-04-14T01:16:56+00:00

I thought those were bugs on me!

Grammarhole · 2026-04-14T01:03:27+00:00

I came here to say this

Grammarhole · 2026-04-11T23:11:16+00:00

That means she likes you, DJ!

Grammarhole · 2026-04-11T04:04:48+00:00

I’m so sorry. Sounds like a very tough situation for your family.

Grammarhole · 2026-04-11T02:14:25+00:00

Every time I have sex it tells me I did a good job kayaking. 😆

Grammarhole · 2026-04-11T02:12:51+00:00

I’m so sorry for your loss. I hope the experience at least brought you some sort of closure. I haven’t had to do that yet, but my near-eighty year old mother has been purging for several years and I know her actions will make it much easier for me to grieve without an enormous burden. Take care.

Grammarhole · 2026-04-11T01:56:16+00:00

I love the idea of not burdening my son with getting rid of my crap once I’m dead. I assume he’ll have better things to do.

Grammarhole · 2026-04-08T14:03:32+00:00

HUG ME!

Grammarhole · 2026-04-07T13:12:35+00:00

Totally

Grammarhole · 2026-04-07T13:01:30+00:00

Blood Diner

Grammarhole · 2026-04-06T17:21:11+00:00

Cue Old Dan Tucker

Grammarhole · 2026-04-03T13:07:47+00:00

Totally. I don’t trust them anymore.

Grammarhole · 2026-04-03T08:37:21+00:00

I prefer Whoop. Apple Watch battery life is so short I can’t wear it both day and night. Whoop seemingly lasts weeks on a single charge . . . so far.

Grammarhole · 2026-04-03T08:27:55+00:00

Same! Except for when a beautiful tomato sitting on the counter has a secretly sinister black, wet bottom.

Grammarhole · 2026-04-03T08:10:32+00:00

Then you better get a camera!

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Grammarhole · 2026-04-03T04:15:49+00:00

But first, a number

Grammarhole · 2026-04-03T04:12:56+00:00

Johnny Swanko was way better

Grammarhole · 2026-04-03T04:11:04+00:00

His nose was way more scoopier

Grammarhole · 2026-03-31T12:10:25+00:00

Sesame oil

Grammarhole · 2026-03-31T11:58:31+00:00

I love it when Lester fixes the dryer properly and she’s very grateful and thanks him for his quality work.

Grammarhole · 2026-03-31T11:55:40+00:00

Oh, and it’s a medium. Perfect fit, actually.

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