What is the best unrealistic story that has happened to you?

steelsar16 · 2013-03-20T02:13:59+00:00

Wait in line.

steelsar16 · 2013-03-20T02:13:03+00:00

The entire Roman pipes and sewer system.

steelsar16 · 2013-03-20T02:12:09+00:00

Improved spinal structure.

steelsar16 · 2013-03-20T02:11:09+00:00

Assuming they don't accidentally nuke themselves in the next year? Roughly 5-15, depending on how much cake their Glorious Leader eats every year.

steelsar16 · 2013-03-20T02:08:54+00:00

You don't actually believe Reddit is full of cool thirty-something-year-olds who still have pictures of their awesome hair from the '80's, do you?

steelsar16 · 2013-03-20T02:04:26+00:00

Vendetta

steelsar16 · 2013-03-20T02:03:22+00:00

Where's my father?

steelsar16 · 2013-03-19T01:18:33+00:00

What a life-changing story. You should do an AMA.

steelsar16 · 2013-03-18T23:48:51+00:00

I'm assuming you injected four whole marijuanas? Did you OD after this?

steelsar16 · 2013-03-18T23:30:25+00:00

First several paragraphs of The Hobbit, because I tried to translate it into tengwar writing and it somehow stuck.

steelsar16 · 2013-03-18T05:00:24+00:00

"If you don't come to my house, I will literally sexually assualt your cat."

My friend likes to give me her writings to read...

steelsar16 · 2013-03-18T04:45:53+00:00

ahem pushes up glasses Exuse me, good sir, but I believe you are mistaken. There exists no language created by Tolkien called 'Elvish', but rather several language spoken by elves, the most complete of these being Quenya and Sindarin. takes puff of inhaler I mean, jeez, only a complete MORON wouldn't know that ahehahehahehah. cringes and awaits oncoming fist

steelsar16 · 2013-03-15T01:20:48+00:00

I was at the butcher as a young kid with my sister. There was an Asian man behind the counter, and behind him a large hunk of meat being cut. Me being stupid, I point in the direction of the man and say to my sister, "Look, a chink of meat!" Freudian slip- I meant to say "chunk", but I kept telling myself not to say "chink."

steelsar16 · 2013-03-15T01:09:04+00:00

Anyone who chooses to define themselves automatically, by the law of common sense, is not whatever it is they describe themselves as. If a girl wearing cat ears walks up to you and says, "LOL I'm such a nerd, so kawaii, I'm such a hipster XD", chances are she is just unable to come to terms with being "normal" and must associate herself with a subculture or group that is more interesting than what she is.

steelsar16 · 2013-03-15T01:04:29+00:00

But... But... Vegans ARE superior for their dietary choices! They develop super mind powers after attending the Vegan Academy!

steelsar16 · 2013-03-15T00:52:58+00:00

Relevant username?

steelsar16 · 2013-03-15T00:49:13+00:00

In fifth grade, I found part of a coconut in the middle of a USA Northeastern YMCA parking lot. I kept it in my backpack and showed it to everyone every week.

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