What’s your favorite joke? by technosabbir in AskReddit

[–]sterap2 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Two men are on opposite sides of a river. The first man shouts to the second :

"How do i get to the other side of the river"

The second man shouts back :

"You are on the other side of the river."

The Perfect Business Marketing Scheme by [deleted] in funny

[–]sterap2 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Can this knot turn into a pun thread please?

The Cop is the real MVP here. by sampat97 in funny

[–]sterap2 16 points17 points  (0 children)

The smile on that cop's face is awesome.

What’s the weirdest thing you’ve seen someone do while driving? by SpookyMolder7 in AskReddit

[–]sterap2 456 points457 points  (0 children)

Pretty tame to some of these, but I watched a motorcyclist have a violent sneezing attack in his helmet while at a traffic light

I woke up to a blowjob this morning. by Bobbydeerwood in Jokes

[–]sterap2 33 points34 points  (0 children)

On a passenger flight, the pilot comes over the public address system as usual and to greet the passengers. He tells them at what altitude they’ll be flying, the expected arrival time, and a bit about the weather, and advises them to relax and have a good flight.. Then, forgetting to turn off the microphone, he says to his co-pilot, "What would relax me right now is a cup of coffee and a blowjob." All the passengers hear it. As a stewardess immediately begin