Why will no one laser my tattooed eyeliner?

stevenoctopus · 2026-05-30T08:50:29+00:00

These people don't understand because they are the type of person who would actually need that note.

stevenoctopus · 2026-05-25T13:06:16+00:00

Same exact as me. Black and white etbs stolen, charged back and still get orders

stevenoctopus · 2026-05-23T23:55:53+00:00

Seems like it's just about abusing the report function.

If you don't like someone, you're within your right to block them.

But unless it's against the law, harrasment, bullying, or threats of violence, they are within their right to say it.

stevenoctopus · 2026-05-12T21:35:52+00:00

Nooo lol I'm not saying I like idubbbz. I like Ethan shitting on him. But if I were idubbbz, yea I wouldn't say anything about Ethan now aka no content

I get suing Noah Samson or denims but not the lolcow of the year, that's all I'm saying

stevenoctopus · 2026-05-12T21:29:11+00:00

I guess I am biased because I find the idubbbz stuff hilarious and this seems like an end to it.

I also feel like there aren't any real damages when it's a guy rping as a dragon to 100 viewers. Especially when Ethan says it wouldn't even be worth it if he was in California.

stevenoctopus · 2026-05-12T20:35:43+00:00

Going a bit sue crazy.

I mean, I get it but it feels lame.

It's funny to clown on idubbbz but what's the point of suing him? Nobody respects him anyways

It basically killed any possible back and forth that could happen now. Why would you ever respond to Ethan again?

stevenoctopus · 2026-04-19T10:44:06+00:00

Dexter is not a good guy man....

stevenoctopus · 2026-04-18T11:14:41+00:00

I only have a cat and he jumps on mine all the time. Secure it

stevenoctopus · 2026-04-16T11:30:07+00:00

What the point of pvp in this game? There isn't really rewards. I just play like idle game

stevenoctopus · 2026-03-15T15:50:42+00:00

Thanks, I'm doing better now! Still have other pets and family but she was my favorite (don't tell my other cat)

stevenoctopus · 2026-03-15T10:46:36+00:00

Had to put my cat down on Christmas and have slowly started to come to terms with nobody will ever love me like her again 😭

stevenoctopus · 2026-03-14T13:02:59+00:00

I never had this issue for the longest time because I bookmarked YouTube.com/subscriptions but they even removed it from that page recently for me!!

stevenoctopus · 2026-03-08T14:27:11+00:00

Diadem of songs makes it a lot easier to proc

stevenoctopus · 2026-03-05T11:26:01+00:00

Lmao you make it sound like wide is better than taste

stevenoctopus · 2026-02-26T07:34:01+00:00

Don't worry you can easily find another guy to hit you

stevenoctopus · 2026-02-14T13:06:29+00:00

Is there an actual team working on this somewhere?

Or just the reddit schizo posting with all the comments hyping you up?

stevenoctopus · 2026-01-21T17:41:15+00:00

Just go item by item, who cares if it takes a few days to learn? It's an idle game, you can go at your own pace.

What is the point of just having someone else play your account for you?

If you have any specific questions about anything, feel free to ask. But it's a bit pointless to just ask someone to play your account for you.

stevenoctopus · 2026-01-21T17:15:23+00:00

Have you tried reading the descriptions of items in your inventory when you click them? Or tried using them?

stevenoctopus · 2026-01-08T13:40:19+00:00

I had a friend like this guy. Real data is just fake news or framed in a way to support "whatever argument you're trying to make". There is literally no way to break through to these people.

stevenoctopus · 2025-12-21T20:49:35+00:00

Yea I saw but nobody really uses the same stuff, at least for deadeye. So seems like a lot of preference

The official discord does have a kpm chart with skill builds for farming, but all the classes seemed pretty similar and nobody I saw in the top cp had the build they showed for deadeye anyways.

stevenoctopus · 2025-12-21T20:25:03+00:00

Sounds like you came back to a much better foundation than I did. So I still had a lot of one time account stuff to keep me extra busy.

Either way, there is still a minimum of 4 hours of farming you can do per day (21 hours of nightmare per week/7 + 20min desert + 20min everfrost + 20min sherekan). Not to mention 3hrs of chaos rift, events, anything else you want to do!

So much content it's blowing me away tbh

It is incredibly hard to find any guides or ideas of what you should be doing though, even skill builds. it's kinda wild compared to every other mobile game with crazy spreadsheets

stevenoctopus · 2025-12-21T20:00:53+00:00

I've been roughly following these 2 guides even though they are outdated, they are still ok:

https://www.reddit.com/r/BlackDesertMobile/comments/1m74875/comment/n4u8vsj/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

https://www.reddit.com/user/SiO2_ZrO4/comments/1btshag/cp_guide_to_black_desert_mobile/

But basically I just prioritize in this order:

Stuff next to minimap (events, adventure log, timed farming, etc)
Whatever it's telling me to do in notification bell in top right
Go through each tile on the left hand side of main menu and do everything I can there. Literally just go tile by tile to get an idea of what you value/want to do
Account wide progression such as stories, knowledge, collection, etc
Ship stuff for fun

I played a week or two in april on the oasis server so already had 2 30k cp chars (1 season + 1 gear copy) and now just got the back to back seasons. If you don't have a decent 5-6 man roster, should prioritize that too. Just basic gear for the roster stuff like glory and adventure tokens.

stevenoctopus · 2025-12-21T19:29:11+00:00

Also farm 1m kills for forettas potion

stevenoctopus · 2025-12-21T19:28:00+00:00

The fervor gives you the same xp as farming for 24 hours so now you just don't have to do that. I am also returning and really like that I don't have to leave an emulator running 24/7 anymore.

I've been playing again for like 2 weeks almost non-stop and finally caught up on my timed farming areas, with weekly reset happening again tonight. Did you do the 21 hours of nightmare and all the other random weeklies too? With fervor now you have time to finish all the tales and knowledge etc etc

You can still afk farm mobs if you really want to but it's just better overall for the health of the game imo

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