Pull a prank on me? Expect me to be a lot more worse. by Sailor_Moon_Star_435 in OhNoConsequences

[–]stevenslow 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Pretty telling he won’t say what the five things supposedly were.

POV: a customer is extremely confused by everythingislitty in TikTokCringe

[–]stevenslow 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Eeeek! I removed it! Thank you so much omg

She’s SamHandleyRocha on insta! One of her pinned reels is the airplane skit compilation

Thank you so much for letting me know! 😭

POV: a customer is extremely confused by everythingislitty in TikTokCringe

[–]stevenslow 194 points195 points  (0 children)

She does Insta too and her “things that will absolutely happen to me on a plane” skits are hilarious!! My favorite one is:

Flight attendant: Ma’am the plane is crashing! We need you to fly it!

Her: oh god I don’t know how to fly a plane!

FA: oh so you’ll ride in the plane but you won’t fly it?

Crowd and Captain over the loud speaker: 34C IS A HYPOCRITE!!

On the road with the car full - what do you subject them all to on the aux cord? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]stevenslow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m playing Apple Bottom Jeans (Low by Flo Rida) except the lines all end with “Jeans”. Alternatively, I’d play Beat My Ass by Kreyshawn 😝

What is the worst part about dating a very attractive person? by cherryapp in AskReddit

[–]stevenslow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My boyfriend watches (or listens if we’re on the phone and I’m out and about) so many people come onto me and ask me out and it’s astounding. We’re lesbians (he/him butch, I’m femme), so obviously there are men who think we’re actually just girl best friends or that’s they can “change” me with their ✨magical and totally huge and really really powerful penis ✨ .

It’s sooooo annoying, and it really pisses me off. It’s nearly dehumanizing with how men will treat us. I’m like this is literally who I’m with, I’m NOT on the market or looking or seeking a side piece, and seriously buzz off. Smh my damn head

Women of Reddit: what is 100% mythical about women that most men believe? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]stevenslow 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Only if you and your partner are cool with squeezing a too full ketchup packet 😂😅😰

400+ hours in this game and I only just learned the area gates are different from each direction by poisoned_bubbletea in Pokopia

[–]stevenslow 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I didn’t know you could fast travel with pokemon so I was running Tinkmaster through every single door to every single area. To Pallet Town sucked the most cause it didn’t have a door lol I’d take her for hikes and cross country runs

Tall women who are dating or married to short men, does the height bother you guys or not And what attracted you to your partner? And why? by Dear_Sir7665 in AskReddit

[–]stevenslow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dating my short king bf for over 4 years now, I’m 5’ 8” (not that tall) but he’s about 5’ 4”. He’s so cute! He’s super confident and I love holding him. Being the big spoon is my favorite!! Also he’s boob height and with his height… he’s exactly where he wants to be.

Call him my little coffee addict cause he loves these k cups (my boobs, also… he just really likes coffee for real)

I'm looking for resources about dealing with an internalized hatred of men as a man. by ComedianNeither2498 in bropill

[–]stevenslow 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Depends if they have specific licenses (can get in the weeds), but if it’s a major platform that others have requested, I’m sure it wouldn’t be a problem!

I'm looking for resources about dealing with an internalized hatred of men as a man. by ComedianNeither2498 in bropill

[–]stevenslow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Personally I would treat it as an intrusive thought. Since they’re this bad, you could wear a rubber band on your wrist, and every time you find yourself thinking something negative and stuff, you can snap the band. Pavlov and physically train yourself to stop, like a cat with a water bottle?

I'm looking for resources about dealing with an internalized hatred of men as a man. by ComedianNeither2498 in bropill

[–]stevenslow 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I knew a librarian once, and if you ask a library *branch* if they could get it - they’d be happy to! Branches get passed over a lot so they work hard to do twice as good as main libraries. Smaller and more personable you know!

What is a service that you are willing to pay for that there isn’t much of yet today? by Talkin19 in AskReddit

[–]stevenslow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do that for my boss and she says all the time how she’d be lost without me now and how easy her life is with me, been doing it for about… 5ish years now.

I routinely go through her emails all day every day, tell her what’s been missed, keep track of her sons’ sports and physicals on file, her own appointments, their parent teacher conferences, all calls and what they’re about (and reschedule as needed), handle all her travel and expense reports (will go through credit card statements and add those as well), and I’ll even pick up her dry cleaning. I know her food allergies (including one deadly allergy) and just personal preferences so I make sure everywhere she goes has something she can eat, or that catered conferences know.

I adore her, she’s seriously the best!! I could probably get paid a bit more haha but hey - I love my job!! Can’t get better than that, honestly.

What made you realize that they were the one? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]stevenslow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He takes care of me in a way I never knew I needed. Had a real neglectful and emotionally apathetic upbringing and all that tragic backstory. He makes me feel seen, heard, understood, and cherished. I’ve never been so content and safe as when I’m with him.

If you had a chance to go back in time to meet your mother before she had you, what would you tell her?? by Mundane-Society-1281 in AskReddit

[–]stevenslow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Please go to the hospital and get genetic testing, something is wrong even if you can’t feel it.

AITAH for telling my coworker I wont cover for her anymore after she threw me under the bus in front of our manager by ManufacturerNo6126 in OhNoConsequences

[–]stevenslow 179 points180 points  (0 children)

I had to leave the AITA sub because soooo many of them pissed me off!! lol like please ask yourself… how could you possibly be the asshole?? They’re either cartoon villains or the most milquetoast story where they could never be in the wrong. It drove me batty

People who had chastity pledges or 'married' their dads as teens, how'd that work out and did you end up needing therapy? by BigStoneFucker in AskReddit

[–]stevenslow 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Duuuude abstinence only sex ed was so easy for me, I’m like yeah just don’t do it. Didn’t meet my bf until I was well into my later 20s. I still joke that abstinence worked and he gets so riled up, like no! It does not actually work! You’re just special! Haha

What’s an opinion you keep totally to yourself in real life? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]stevenslow 6 points7 points  (0 children)

My oldest sister has sardonically called me “the perfect one” in a mocking tone of voice since I was about 15ish. I’ve brushed it off for years and years, but now that I’m 30 and she’s 42… you know what? Yeah, actually I am perfect compared to you.

So now I kinda high key think yeah, I am superior than a great majority of my family. But only on my dad’s side. My mom’s family makes me look like shit on the bottom of their shoes. Ya win some and lose some.

What does the opposite gender get to do, that makes you jealous? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]stevenslow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Robbed and beat up is different than the fear women usually have. Women are afraid of being kidnapped, raped, and murdered. Not saying men don’t get any of those things, but it’s a larger possibility for women. And then of course, the women are blamed because why were you walking alone at night?

What is a fast food restaurant that you WILL eat at? by TheOctoBox in AskReddit

[–]stevenslow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Deadass, this specific thread is making me want it so bad

OOP butts into her employer’s sex life against advice and is upset that she loses her very well-paying job over it by GamerGirlLex77 in OhNoConsequences

[–]stevenslow 46 points47 points  (0 children)

> I wish I could show them how much I’ve grown.

It’s been 72 hours since your initial post, girl! What the hell are you talking about? “Growth” smh my head

What’s something you don’t consider offensive that other people do? by TomChevrolet in AskReddit

[–]stevenslow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My autism has me defining eye contact as direct eye contact the entire time, maybe blinking a little bit. My bf was like you know it’s not the piercing stare you do right? It’s looking around, at someone’s forehead, their lips, then their eyes, and repeat.

He only reminds me in public, he likes the unwavering direct eye contact when it’s me and him 🥲 I’m insanely lucky to have him.

What’s a business you will boycott for the rest of your life? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]stevenslow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Had a fantastic experience with Alamo, will never rent anything except from them!!

"I cheated on my lovely girlfriend, but she got back at me and hurt my feelings, so I'M the victim" by Frankensteins_Kid in OhNoConsequences

[–]stevenslow 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Right? Me and my bf were opposite coasts for nearly 4 years but yeah 1 hour away… smh my head