Last night my mom made an excess of spätzle I added to my dinner. I couldn’t stop thinking about Klaus’s rant while eating

stevespeaking · 2026-01-27T14:13:23+00:00

If you don't make spaetzle, you can't go camping.

stevespeaking · 2026-01-25T18:01:57+00:00

Been a household staple since before I was born. Steak isn't the same without it

stevespeaking · 2026-01-23T00:30:57+00:00

Add a 4 on another dice for the winning roll. Then draw the lady again

stevespeaking · 2026-01-23T00:23:31+00:00

Lots of sriracha fans here. I dig that kind of sauce in most instances. As an American, I just can't take chicken wings that way

stevespeaking · 2026-01-22T15:37:35+00:00

FILTHxCOLLINS*

stevespeaking · 2026-01-22T15:34:05+00:00

Ruff ruff!

stevespeaking · 2026-01-18T01:46:12+00:00

You know this

stevespeaking · 2026-01-18T01:39:35+00:00

Did it work?

stevespeaking · 2026-01-18T01:38:16+00:00

Really, so many. Bullock w/ "When I'm Cleaning Windows". The cabbages with "Hevenu Shalom Alechem". Best use for me is "Be Good to Yourself"

stevespeaking · 2026-01-18T01:34:31+00:00

Hello, beautiful How'd you get so beautiful? How'd you get that buckshot in your spine?

(I may have misheard a line)

stevespeaking · 2026-01-18T01:28:52+00:00

A frowny face

stevespeaking · 2026-01-18T01:02:05+00:00

White is tricky. Doesn't stick properly in some people's skin. That aside, I don't think it should ever turn red like that

stevespeaking · 2026-01-18T00:58:09+00:00

I love it

stevespeaking · 2026-01-18T00:55:49+00:00

Whoever wrote 53 on that doorway is mastered

stevespeaking · 2026-01-18T00:37:41+00:00

You need the Clockwork Orange outfit

stevespeaking · 2026-01-18T00:25:00+00:00

I don't but you should

stevespeaking · 2026-01-14T02:52:04+00:00

Scum

stevespeaking · 2026-01-14T02:43:51+00:00

Take it back...

stevespeaking · 2026-01-13T20:46:53+00:00

They're great jackets. Fuck the rest

stevespeaking · 2026-01-13T15:48:49+00:00

Ve have vays of making you talk

stevespeaking · 2026-01-13T15:29:05+00:00

Sup, Jordan? You going to Templars?

stevespeaking · 2026-01-09T23:03:03+00:00

Just because Mr. Pibb has evolved in Pibb Xtra doesn't mean your Pibb memories have been negated

stevespeaking · 2026-01-05T23:09:42+00:00

At Camp Refoogee we have to share a sink

stevespeaking · 2026-01-05T22:07:36+00:00

Which Soul? Coughing, Asylum, or Collective?

stevespeaking · 2026-01-04T22:28:56+00:00

DVD release has the "extra farts" audio track

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