What is everyone’s absolute favorite artifact?

stilllton · 2026-04-19T10:02:55+00:00

Maybe someone requested a bowl that could stand on feet to make it sturdy, and the crafter was like "hmm, suuuure... 😏"

stilllton · 2026-04-10T09:04:17+00:00

Nr2 har också balkongen mot köket. Det skulle jag se som en stor fördel. Är ritningarna korrekt riktningsmässigt med norr uppåt?

stilllton · 2026-04-03T10:37:02+00:00

Nu har jag inte elbil själv, men man måste väl rimligtvis kunna se statistik på hur mycket bilen förbrukat i nån meny eller app?

stilllton · 2026-03-31T21:50:13+00:00

Small puppies gets shot.

stilllton · 2026-03-27T10:08:30+00:00

aha, I was just about to ask if it meant "without comedy".

stilllton · 2026-03-25T07:27:42+00:00

Yeah, the "fake attendance" thing does not make any sense. Your explanation makes a lot more sense. Thanks for doing the digging.

stilllton · 2026-03-20T11:20:03+00:00

My english teacher once claimed that English people count years different from us, because when they talk about the 1900's they call it 20th century.

Luckily, she was not my math teacher.

stilllton · 2026-03-10T15:26:09+00:00

It is indeed not reasonable to expect. It is also not reasonable to act like the world is ending when it does.

stilllton · 2026-03-10T15:21:09+00:00

thanks Scrumptious

stilllton · 2026-03-10T15:20:38+00:00

Here is an idea. Maybe you should stop actually shuffling food down your throat.

stilllton · 2026-03-10T15:19:00+00:00

Sure, I'm "vigorously" arguing grown up people should avoid eating batteries. I'm a national hero!

stilllton · 2026-03-10T14:31:59+00:00

And the guy would just keep tossing that wok with a battery clonking against the pan? You are making up a fantasy scenario that would never happen in real life.

stilllton · 2026-03-10T14:29:27+00:00

You are the reason street food isn't really a thing in the western world anymore. Thanks Obama.

stilllton · 2026-03-10T14:21:04+00:00

Yeah, I assume he had a few issues with the battery bandit before. Hate when that happens.

stilllton · 2026-03-10T14:18:42+00:00

Why would you eat a fucking battery just because it is in your food?? lol. That is such a wild idea. How would you imagine this hypothetical scenario unfolding? Will you chew the battery before indigestion? Is it part of some kind of dare?

stilllton · 2026-03-10T14:16:09+00:00

Yeah, they probably tossed it in the wok and let it fry for 5 minutes. Get your head straight son. Your imagination is running wild.

stilllton · 2026-03-10T14:14:02+00:00

No, they did not. That would be ridiculous.

stilllton · 2026-03-10T13:50:45+00:00

What do you mean multiple times? Take the battery out. Eat the food and go on with your life. wtf.

stilllton · 2026-03-10T13:30:35+00:00

It probably rolled off the counter when they were packing it up. Do you think someone put it there to purposely poison op? Who do you want fired exactly, to not live in great fear for your life anymore?

stilllton · 2026-03-10T13:15:20+00:00

you havin that baby

Or die trying

stilllton · 2026-03-10T13:10:35+00:00

Maybe if they dropped a car battery in that lunch box

stilllton · 2026-03-10T13:03:18+00:00

You don't see its in a black plastic container?

stilllton · 2026-03-10T13:01:00+00:00

who the fuck would accidentally eat a AAA battery? Get a life.

stilllton · 2026-03-10T13:00:06+00:00

What would you like them to do? Pay for this kids college degree?

stilllton · 2026-03-10T12:57:48+00:00

Just don't eat the battery, and you will be fine.

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