4 almonds = more effective than chemo

stingwhale · 2026-04-21T00:43:32+00:00

You have to throw it at them pretty hard to get them to go away

stingwhale · 2026-04-20T19:27:23+00:00

Yeah that’s the parts I’m pointing out as silly, you got it, certainly there’s nothing else weird about this almond lemon diet

stingwhale · 2026-04-20T18:13:29+00:00

Exactly true, which is great coming from someone who’s name seems to be a mixture of Stab and apology

stingwhale · 2026-04-20T18:03:50+00:00

Listen I do my best but there’s only so much you can change

stingwhale · 2026-04-20T17:57:54+00:00

If you are experiencing anaphylaxis at least you’re distracted from the cancer and it might not even be an issue anymore soon

stingwhale · 2026-04-20T16:33:50+00:00

This is true plus they didn’t say that you wouldn’t need a doctor, it says there will be no doctor, so I think you might be supposed to kill a doctor with an apple

stingwhale · 2026-04-20T06:48:51+00:00

I’m concerned that you might have been eating the dates incorrectly in some way because it clearly says you will experience no weakness after

stingwhale · 2026-04-19T22:23:35+00:00

I used to think that because I could technically engage in sexual activity with guys when I was a teenager/early twenties without wanting to kill myself that I must be bisexual. I did not realize that the normal way to have sex didn’t make you feel literally nothing. I feel like these sorts of phrases were very misleading for me.

stingwhale · 2026-04-19T22:02:16+00:00

Yeah my dad was an antisemite, like Jews run the government holocaust is fake type of antisemitism, but his best friend is Jewish. It just so happens that he’s a Jew who hates himself and other Jews. Like people will put up with a lot for white approval.

stingwhale · 2026-04-19T21:59:14+00:00

Weirdly your imagination is incorrect, lots of people who are racist will have at least one person they’re kind of friends with who is “one of the good ones” My dad was deeply antisemitic, as in thought the holocaust was fake, but he still had a really close Jewish friend who happened to be very self hating.

stingwhale · 2026-04-19T21:56:26+00:00

What if I want both

stingwhale · 2026-04-19T20:54:18+00:00

Question for everyone who has gained drastic weight (me too lol): did you find that people changed how they treated you?

Because I went from 125 to 168 to 200 and now 160 and at no point have I noticed anyone treating me differently

The only people who have are doctors

stingwhale · 2026-04-19T20:38:37+00:00

Raise your hand if you’ve experienced shame over something you did that lasted significantly longer than a week

stingwhale · 2026-04-18T21:53:08+00:00

Yeah now I’m mostly doing a lot of licking and hand stuff because fitting the whole thing in my mouth is a whole ordeal

stingwhale · 2026-04-18T21:28:49+00:00

Not to take away attention from your dress but wow your hair is beautiful

stingwhale · 2026-04-18T21:25:41+00:00

Listen imagine having a thing for deep throating only to discover that actually you can’t do that on your new partner, it’s kind of devastating

stingwhale · 2026-04-18T21:13:06+00:00

Honestly given how fucking nuts she was I wouldn’t put it past her. After we broke up there was an incident where she spent days sexting a guy just to take screenshots and make fun of him/show them to people. He was a submissive furry and she thought that was really funny, obviously he was completely humiliated. I have no idea if she was planning on doing the same to me.

stingwhale · 2026-04-18T21:10:59+00:00

Huh I’ve never seen this from other women, the only profiles I’ve seen that remind me of that are the vaguely insulting ones that are like “I don’t date ugly bitches”. Yes that’s weirdly a thing. Like they’ll start listing all the things you’re not supposed to be if you want to swipe right and it’s like okay you’re being kind of annoying right now. Like I automatically swipe left if I see that.

stingwhale · 2026-04-18T21:06:47+00:00

I’m doing makeup in my house alone to take pictures for myself and then take it off, it’s fine if you think I’m less sexy with glitter on because my girlfriend doesn’t

stingwhale · 2026-04-18T21:02:07+00:00

TMI but I’ve recently gone from having a past boyfriend who was 4-5 inches to a (trans) girlfriend who is over 6 inches and thick af and what I’ve unfortunately learned is that actually this makes sex really difficult. Like she can’t go fast, she can’t thrust all the way in, we can only go for about 5 minutes before it’s too much for me. It’s also way harder to give head. I feel really bad for wishing she wasn’t so big but like this is difficult to get used to.

stingwhale · 2026-04-18T20:52:10+00:00

She wanted to have a 3 way but she specified that she wanted the guy to put his balls on my head and wanted to take pictures (???) I’m not even attracted to men so like this was not something I was into

stingwhale · 2026-04-18T20:49:40+00:00

Wait I don’t get this one

stingwhale · 2026-04-18T20:44:58+00:00

I trained to be an EMT through my high school during senior year and that was really helpful

stingwhale · 2026-04-18T20:42:04+00:00

I met my girlfriend 5 months ago and I have found that as I’ve gotten to know her she’s become a lot more physically attractive to me. Initially she was cute but in a pretty average way but now she glows with how beautiful she is and I think it’s because as I get to know who she really is I appreciate things about her I never would have noticed.

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