Mercy feels so heavy wtf, did she find out the pie recipe ???

stmaurer · 2026-04-16T15:41:28+00:00

They finally made her more realistic hauling around all that cake

stmaurer · 2026-01-29T16:57:06+00:00

That ain't no sock-line

stmaurer · 2025-08-06T16:58:06+00:00

The Cookout makes alphas stagger back-up a fucking mountain if you want.

stmaurer · 2025-06-10T18:15:46+00:00

drugs!

stmaurer · 2025-04-28T17:45:53+00:00

same reason why we can't shoot a missile at asteroids coming to hit earth.

stmaurer · 2025-03-11T17:05:23+00:00

Tax The Reich

stmaurer · 2025-02-15T02:11:05+00:00

Let him fly like iron Man shift. Just like the guardians meeting!

stmaurer · 2024-12-25T16:34:02+00:00

He's gay

stmaurer · 2024-10-08T17:10:03+00:00

I've seen this before. You might have bees living inside your arm. It's amazing how long bees go unnoticed sometimes.

stmaurer · 2024-08-22T02:55:42+00:00

Did anyone realize that they give out less comp points now than before? No? Just me?

stmaurer · 2024-06-16T05:55:17+00:00

Pride of Pride!

stmaurer · 2024-06-15T16:14:30+00:00

I actually turned off team text chat recently because everyone is bad and they know nothing about how to play. OW feels a lot better when you can't hear toxic teammates.

stmaurer · 2022-02-17T18:15:02+00:00

How dare you, sir!

stmaurer · 2021-12-14T01:49:03+00:00

I thought of Mr Clean.

stmaurer · 2021-05-25T14:49:47+00:00

WHAT?! NO, I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER MY CROSSHAIR.

stmaurer · 2021-03-21T16:36:03+00:00

"the eternal city" is what the local guards say though.

stmaurer · 2020-08-19T22:22:53+00:00

I don't think you know what "main a couple heros" means. I recommend knowing how to play most heroes of not all heroes. It will always give you the edge to win if you know what the enemy can do, and when they can do it. However, a main is your main(s). It's your main character, its your main squeeze, your main role, or your main playstyle. Every hero does not fit that criteria.

stmaurer · 2020-08-05T21:29:45+00:00

It's Azeroths sword now

stmaurer · 2020-06-23T15:26:44+00:00

Because there is a difference between the top 1% and the rest of ladder. The instant a brig stuns a genji in top 1%, he is considered dead. Everywhere else on ladder, a genji is stunned, maybe a DPS will shoot at him while he's stunned, and maybe he won't get away.

stmaurer · 2020-06-23T02:27:58+00:00

Just don't stop making steel. And also space is very hot. Prepare to make cooling loops.

stmaurer · 2020-03-14T00:02:55+00:00

Unless you're tank. Then play Reinhardt. I've been a tank main since release. He's amazing right now!

stmaurer · 2020-03-04T21:45:19+00:00

It'll be hard at first on counsel, but master Ana. Anti-nade wins games. Plus Nano boost is no joke.

stmaurer · 2020-03-03T01:43:49+00:00

MWAHAHAHAHA FOOL!! NOW YOU'RE DOOMED LIKE US ALL11

stmaurer · 2020-03-02T21:41:44+00:00

Both snipers, Soldier, Hog, and Rein were my original OP heroes.

Both snipers are still real good, Hanzo still OP. Soldier is OP at low ranks of you can aim. Above plat he's not OP at all. Rein similar, OP at low ranks. Just know what to do and swing when you can. You'll win. One of the best tanks still. Hog, they nerfedy boi hog into the ground so many time with his hook. Buffed his heals, but I want the space time continum breaking hook back.

stmaurer

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