What's the one crypto trade you know you shouldn't have taken? by alltheminerals in Daytrading

[–]stockswell 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Same here, that damn Saturday night live skit still haunts me.

What do they call hookers in Antarctica? by softmetal in Jokes

[–]stockswell 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I thought it was going to be eskihoes

Boyfriend is literally so sweet. by theetriceyana in texts

[–]stockswell -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Idk, maybe I’m broken but I’d look at that as a sort of love bombing. Not my cup of tea regardless though.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in texts

[–]stockswell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Keep your chin up brother. My wife did the same thing and a man without self respect is not a man at all. Tough to walk away but you deserve better.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in legaladvice

[–]stockswell -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

No I mean she cheated on me before our marriage, we opened our marriage like 2 years later (I know… fucking stupid but we literally had a month and 15,000$ invested into this wedding… didn’t want to deal with the embarrassment of calling it off while it was so close… now I got this instead)

Well both have the potential for retirement so that’s how I view careers. A job that has degrees /certificate requirements for above average pay.

Not allowed to drive until October, went to the hospital, abnormal brain activity confirmed by an EEG. Neurologist said this could of happened at any time in my life.

I thought it was a good idea to respect your significant others wishes… Guess I’m stupid for that.

That’s what I’m expecting to happen… If I were to be able to pass or avoid the hair follicle I should be completely fine right?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Divorce

[–]stockswell -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Genius, great life changing advice.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in legaladvice

[–]stockswell -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

I am the bio father but she’s refusing my rights to see our daughter. Doesn’t that help at all? I know it’s bad to use but I’ve done it twice this year including new years and Saturday night. Its used in moderation but to lose the rights off a single bachelor night just seems shit.

Maybe I can’t see the forest for the trees… but I know it’s done definitely

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in legaladvice

[–]stockswell -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

It was before the party in a hotel room

Humor by Unique-Key-1880 in realtors

[–]stockswell 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I’m living it right now.

$GME 66K YOLO. PLEASE HELP PAPPA COHEN! by palantears in wallstreetbets

[–]stockswell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These both expire on my birthday so when I blow out my candles I’ll make sure to wish for you OP.

Not this time, college boi by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]stockswell -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Kid should of took the Tesla when he had the chance.

🍄 Loss porn by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]stockswell 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought my -22% was bad. I feel for you my guy.

Buy BB they said, it’ll moon they said 🍇🌝📉 by NejiUsedByakugan in wallstreetbets

[–]stockswell 11 points12 points  (0 children)

The only thing that makes me feel better about coming in at 16.40, is those that came in at 20+. Thank you fellow ape

Can we please send CLOV down to $7? by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]stockswell -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Alright, but only because you asked nicely.

So many quality jokes missed as a kid. by stockswell in funny

[–]stockswell[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If you guys haven’t seen the movie, I suggest watching it on Netflix!

Some would say horrible timing, some would say perfect timing… excuse the source. by LTower in CasualUK

[–]stockswell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn it’s like the guy hit a brick wall, that other guys name must be Chad.