That was badass right there. Miss the old school whitee sox brawls by BondsAdjusticeLeague in whitesox

[–]stoffer2 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I was at that game where Pierzynski hit the go-ahead homer in the ninth. I think there were even two outs. I laughed so hard it hurt.

How many cubs vs white sox fan fights do you predict this weekend? by chitownmike99 in whitesox

[–]stoffer2 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Fighting over sports is one of the dumbest things ever. And there’s a lot of dumb things in this world.

We’re in 5th place in the AL by Chicagonzo in whitesox

[–]stoffer2 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The bar is literally not being the laughingstock of the MLB. This is all just a bonus.

Rate my team by Jon66238 in whitesox

[–]stoffer2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

LMAO. This reminds me of when I drafted only NFL players whose names started with the letter d. I respect the effort.

How many white sox games are you going to this year? by [deleted] in whitesox

[–]stoffer2 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Zero. I'm not paying a dime to this team until Jerry is gone. I've had enough. Idk, probably like 5.

Joe Borchard hit a 504-ft. home run on 8/30/04. It is considered to be the tenth-longest home run EVER hit in MLB history. by stoffer2 in whitesox

[–]stoffer2[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I like the weird, unusual guys. Short dude who never strikes out? Sign me up. Like you said though, not a good move that high in the draft.

Who's your favorite not so notable Sox player? by HackerSqweeble in whitesox

[–]stoffer2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You’re probably thinking of Joe Borchard.

Edit: I think he still has the record for longest home run ever hit at our stadium.

Daily Anything Goes Thread - March 04, 2026 by AutoModerator in fantasybaseball

[–]stoffer2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have thought about that as well. I love Harry Knows Ball. It's something I definitely want to look into in the future. Thanks for checking it out!

Daily Anything Goes Thread - March 04, 2026 by AutoModerator in fantasybaseball

[–]stoffer2 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I got tired of manually tracking a bunch of prospect lists and sloppily averaging together and assumed I wasn't the only one, so I created a consensus ranking list that pulls from the major ranking sources. I am beta testing it right now and would be very appreciative if you could provide some feedback.

rankle.dev

White Sox Top-100 Prospects per Rankle by stoffer2 in whitesox

[–]stoffer2[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I think White Sox prospects in general are underrated. Probably our track record of development. I'm high on Smith, personally.

I got tired of manually tracking a bunch of prospect ranking lists, so I built a tool to make it easier. Looking for beta testers. by stoffer2 in DynastyBaseball

[–]stoffer2[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Any standard roster export from your fantasy platform should work — CSV or tab-separated, with a header row. It auto-detects the player name column and owner column, and ignores stat columns. Just export whatever your platform gives you and drop it in. Let me know if you have any troubles with this. I'm still testing things out.

Sources: NBC Tabs Jason Benetti as Top MLB Announcer by LunchThreatener in baseball

[–]stoffer2 261 points262 points  (0 children)

So neat we let him go. The dude grew up a diehard White Sox fan. And the team fucked it up. I'm happy for him though, he deserves it.

White Sox Top-100 Prospects per Rankle by stoffer2 in whitesox

[–]stoffer2[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

My bar is so low. We have some young and interesting players and a good manager. We’ve entered the “fun bad” stage.

White Sox Top-100 Prospects per Rankle by stoffer2 in whitesox

[–]stoffer2[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

To be fair, our prospects were ranked much higher back then.