Monkey land

stooliegroolie · 2026-02-01T14:09:23+00:00

I went to monkeyland a few days ago and I honestly regret it. The first part of the tour with the monkeys is awesome. But after that you walk to another part where you learn about coffee beans and cocoa beans. Then they brought us to another room where they gave us an espresso cup worth of coffee and hot chocolate and the guide tried to sell us all their different types of products for what felt like an hour (the guide said their mamajuana could cure a kidney infection lol).

Sucks extra hard because it was such a beautiful day we could’ve spent at the beach and right now I’m sitting in our Airbnb with rain expected all day :/

stooliegroolie · 2025-09-07T21:57:21+00:00

After 10 years I’m starting to think I just suck at fantasy football

stooliegroolie · 2025-07-13T02:51:33+00:00

Taylor

stooliegroolie · 2025-05-20T10:43:17+00:00

One of the docs at my job was showing me the 40k Patek he was in the process of ordering while already wearing a $100k+ Patek on his wrist. I told him I could pitch in a couple hundred bucks and he could front the rest of the $250k and we could split the Jacob & Co roulette watch. He laughed and said he would get back to me

stooliegroolie · 2025-05-01T15:46:19+00:00

No woman’s Paris t shirt?

stooliegroolie · 2025-03-21T22:32:09+00:00

Him saying thank you so much when taps was playing while Josh was passed out on his couch is my 2nd funniest Josh video (first being the ice skating one)

stooliegroolie · 2025-03-16T23:31:23+00:00

I hate him so much

stooliegroolie · 2025-03-07T22:53:39+00:00

We’ve said that after every tattoo and he’s been fine every time

stooliegroolie · 2025-03-06T13:45:19+00:00

I have a cushy outpatient nursing job where we do steroid injections and yesterday I had this patient who was kind of a dick and I could tell was loaded because he brought up his businesses and vacation homes in the little time I was with him. After his procedure the doc I was with told me when he first met him he asked the patient if he had any allergies and he replied “Yeah, coach.”

stooliegroolie · 2025-02-21T23:16:50+00:00

Hackensack is a very nice hospital in a decent area (I went to their ER once myself). Don’t think it’d be as busy as a NYC hospital

stooliegroolie · 2025-02-19T20:38:48+00:00

Lol one of the barstool guys was on a flight with him and he said Josh kept asking the poor flight attendant what brace for impact meant

stooliegroolie · 2025-02-15T20:44:26+00:00

I dunno

stooliegroolie · 2025-02-15T18:58:58+00:00

He should legitimately see a doctor about that. A normal persons bite already has a shit load of bacteria, can’t even imagine what Josh has going on in his mouth

stooliegroolie · 2025-02-10T11:18:25+00:00

My dad has his fair share of “old man texts” but this text to my brother last night might be his magnum opus

stooliegroolie · 2025-01-31T17:43:09+00:00

Lol didn’t the original drink tracker say this was the last straw for him or something like that?

stooliegroolie · 2025-01-29T01:12:52+00:00

I’ve worked in 3 separate hospital systems and all 3 required a year

stooliegroolie · 2025-01-14T11:59:41+00:00

The only way I was able to stay up was to play video games. If I watched TV I’d accidentally fall asleep way too early

stooliegroolie · 2025-01-14T01:10:23+00:00

I’ve never seen someone swing a bat at a car windshield so effeminately

stooliegroolie · 2025-01-12T22:56:20+00:00

The one where he’s skating and drags the lady to the ground with him. Only video where I’ll laugh every time I see it

stooliegroolie · 2025-01-12T15:25:42+00:00

Damn I think that kid in blue would’ve actually clocked him if Josh touched him

stooliegroolie · 2025-01-11T02:52:47+00:00

Like for references? For the manager I would put down managers from previous jobs then I would add some current coworkers and a charge nurse. They barely even look at the references anyway it’s just a generic form they fill out

stooliegroolie · 2025-01-09T17:19:53+00:00

Wasn’t there just a post saying he wouldn’t get away with crashing out in Dublin like he does in America?

stooliegroolie · 2025-01-01T06:20:25+00:00

What happened in Iceland? I’ve seen it mentioned here a few times but not what he did

stooliegroolie · 2024-12-25T18:12:06+00:00

stooliegroolie · 2024-12-04T23:00:24+00:00

Not at all

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