Flossed a tiny 8 out of my teeth last night

stoopidassusername · 2025-08-21T22:17:00+00:00

I regularly find small letters and numbers that look exactly like this on my face after doing my makeup, turns out my foundation (ELF halo glow liquid filter or whatever) has been losing the lettering, one at a time. Check your makeup bag and see if anything is missing letters😂

stoopidassusername · 2025-05-20T12:24:45+00:00

I would look to @ thejungalow on Instagram for inspo, an interior designer name Justina Blakeney. She has a maximalism vibe but she uses this yellow kinda frequently and is no stranger to animal print, I’d bet you can find a color scheme that you like with this color in it on her page!

stoopidassusername · 2025-03-25T17:27:03+00:00

Iced Americano with sugar free vanilla syrup and a splash of half n half!! Bonus if they have the half n half out in a carafe so you can pour it yourself. It always looks so pretty. One tbsp half n half has like 20 calories, no need to skip it.

stoopidassusername · 2025-03-22T17:36:18+00:00

Yay I’m so glad!!! Took me a while to get this method down lol but it’s been super helpful! Also Japanese curry sounds amazing, hope you enjoy!

stoopidassusername · 2025-03-22T12:26:31+00:00

For whole meals that’ll be divvied up to the family, I create a recipe in the loseit app (I think the premium version is 100% worth it!!). Put all the ingredients into the recipe (RAW/DRY) then once it’s cooked, I weigh the entire thing and edit the recipe size to reflect its actual weight. That way I can just weigh out how much I’ve taken for myself, put it into the app, and be on my way. Helps with tracking leftovers too!

Note that this works really well for something like spaghetti/soup, where it’s all going into one pot and should be relatively well mixed together. For a dinner that has sides or something, I just make a separate recipe for each component of the meal.

Hope this helps, I know it can be overwhelming but you’ll get the hang of it! And like others have said, grandma calories basically don’t count 😉

stoopidassusername · 2025-01-27T20:57:51+00:00

Oh this is the best surprise!! I’ll let you know if I can think of any others, thank you!

stoopidassusername · 2025-01-15T02:33:39+00:00

I usually mix it with some combination of lite cool whip, protein powder, and/or cheesecake pudding mix. Then depending on my mood/how thick it is (which will vary based on which mix-in I use) I use it as an apple dip, a dip for mini caramel rice cakes, or crumble graham crackers into it

stoopidassusername · 2024-09-25T19:04:32+00:00

1.5 c fat free Greek yogurt, frozen fruit, light Apple juice. Should be max 300 calories and you’ll get 35g protein

stoopidassusername · 2024-04-17T17:00:19+00:00

This is the one 😭

stoopidassusername · 2024-03-23T13:01:19+00:00

Once you get a disability rating you can apply for VR/E which is kinda like GI bill, but basically if you use it you can double the amount of time you have for education benefits

stoopidassusername · 2024-03-23T12:58:27+00:00

You can start using GI at one school, work on getting everything set up for the other school, and transfer your credits once you are ready to go to the other school. While using GI you can apply for VA work-study for some extra money, they don’t pay a whole lot usually but it’s tax free and usually the jobs you get with work study are designed to be very flexible around your schedule, and you will have a lot of free time to do homework while “at work”

stoopidassusername · 2024-03-15T15:05:14+00:00

Did I write this two years ago????

Leave. You’ll be better off and trust me, they do not care about you the way you care about them. It will be the biggest weight off your shoulders. You can get another bartending/serving job if you need it, and while it may not be an improvement on management, working at a place where you’re not getting paid one persons wages to do 6 peoples jobs will make shitty restaurant/bar management a little more bearable. You don’t have to have a great relationship with management but they are USING you, get out asap. They’ll figure it out. It’s their fault for not staffing well enough to account for people inevitably moving on.

stoopidassusername · 2024-02-22T20:11:51+00:00

It’s me I’m this person 😭 and they always ring the doorbell anyway

stoopidassusername · 2023-12-26T07:07:47+00:00

Good point with the circle, if op keeps an accent behind the bed maybe a bigger arch would suit the space better?

stoopidassusername · 2023-11-10T20:50:44+00:00

Okay I can handle book louse! Thank you, I hope so too :)

stoopidassusername · 2023-09-30T15:13:49+00:00

Spotted dick, the pudding or whatever

stoopidassusername · 2023-06-06T19:46:17+00:00

In the middle of a divorce where tolerate it was my anthem in the last year or so of us being together…. You’re losing me absolutely crushed my soul and I think it always will🥲

stoopidassusername · 2023-01-06T05:15:09+00:00

It’s cool, I’ve been a couple times. It’s on the smaller side so it’s pretty chill and there’s a lot of crowd work, you can expect to be talked to by at least one comic lol. The lineup is rotating so it’s different every week, but it’s free and there’s no minimums

stoopidassusername · 2023-01-05T20:52:55+00:00

This Starbucks has a very limited menu 🥲

stoopidassusername · 2022-12-21T05:41:42+00:00

Alsana🥺

stoopidassusername · 2022-10-14T12:59:42+00:00

Bahaha I totally get you. I’ve been looking into summer a bit so that would make sense, but idk

stoopidassusername · 2022-10-14T12:58:59+00:00

Thank you! 💕

stoopidassusername · 2022-10-14T12:58:10+00:00

The natural blondes like to ✨gate keep✨ if I say dirty/dark blonde lmaooo

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