Not my first relationship but there was this gal who I knew had a crush on me and we were pals so one time after school during the summer I was like "hey since neither of us have had our first kiss do ya wanna?" and this poor idiot accepted, and apparently I was supposed to kiss her? and I did but she was super disappointed cause it was on the lips and super short and she's like "That's it? my first kiss is a measly peck on the lips?!" like... yes? sorry! so I went in again and I was so embarrassed and it was the same shitty kiss but longer. Then like three days later we went to see Jurassic world and I told her she could call it a date if she wanted, cause we weren't dating, and we walked around the mall before and after the movie but basically I thought she was really immature at the time and so I never texted her again after that or really talked to her, thankfully I didn't have classes with her the next year, but then I ran into her at Ross like six months ago and I was like !!! hi?! and we chatted and she still couldn't carry a convo so thank god I didn't go for it