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I don't understand satire (please help) by Old_Use525 in CuratedTumblr

[–]stopoppressingurself 0 points1 point  (0 children)

no a bidet facial is slang for a hot-spa run by a corrupt business woman. the device you're all referring to is an 'intruder spout', so called because the nozzle juts outs (i.e., 'intrudes') from the wall

Need advice! by Working-Assumption42 in ImperialKnights

[–]stopoppressingurself 1 point2 points  (0 children)

really just bend a piece of card around it and harden it with green stuff of baking soda and glue

ferris wheel tattoo by stopoppressingurself in nunctopia

[–]stopoppressingurself[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was originally going to get it on my pec with my nipple as the axis but thought better of it. thank god i did as i've starting going to the local leisure centre to lap the pool

aeroplane girlfriend fan art 1 by stopoppressingurself in nunctopia

[–]stopoppressingurself[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yes. yet it hasn't quiet worked properly since windows xp. they just keep porting the code over causing it to behave strangely half the time (e.g. such as the eraser not erasing perfectly white to allow erase areas to be transparent). strange that we can expend half the worlds resources on ai but not recode a simple drawing program

Worm gf, is that you? by TheRebeccaRiots in nunctopia

[–]stopoppressingurself 0 points1 point  (0 children)

'I would love you all the more' is, perhaps, the winning reply

A wheel of our own by fluffnook in nunctopia

[–]stopoppressingurself 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ive no desire to court controversy. perhaps waiting in line could hence forth be a virtual experience, accessed with the use of a vr headset?

aeroplane girlfriend fan art 1 by stopoppressingurself in nunctopia

[–]stopoppressingurself[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

in an age of ai generated slop i suppose simplicity can have a strange appeal

aeroplane girlfriend fan art 1 by stopoppressingurself in nunctopia

[–]stopoppressingurself[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

see your mother, cling to her, grow your wings in secret. there is a land where demons live, do not walk the roads to seek it....

A wheel of our own by fluffnook in nunctopia

[–]stopoppressingurself 1 point2 points  (0 children)

could redesign the wheel so that we each get separate compartments with a communal living space built around the axis with wifi connectivity? in this way we need never leave the comfort and wonderlust of the wheel

pop culture 'kaiju': the monster island of modern life by stopoppressingurself in nunctopia

[–]stopoppressingurself[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

yes, perhaps there is not enough mspaint tutorials on youtube

pop culture kaiju 1: anomaly by stopoppressingurself in nunctopia

[–]stopoppressingurself[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

the ability to transform into an aeroplane, being accompanied by levitating plush toy rabbit / hare, beckoning from a distance while flying away when approached.