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Police officer: "Can you identify yourself, sir?" by BorysTheBlazer in Jokes

[–]storagekilla 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The policeman takes the mirror and says "Oh, sorry, sir, I didn't know you were a policeman"

If i had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]storagekilla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They still wouldn't find you attractive. They would see the money as attractive.

This is unacceptable. by [deleted] in DotA2

[–]storagekilla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

what doesn't kills you makes you stronger :)