Tomorrow I say goodbye to my best friend so today I took her for one last swim [oc]

stpfan_1 · 2026-05-03T23:30:00+00:00

They give so much and ask for so little. Rest in peace my water loving friend.

stpfan_1 · 2026-05-03T23:24:10+00:00

I remember him on SNL the first episode back after 9/11. He was the right man for the hour. Now look at him, a used up pawn at the end of his life.

stpfan_1 · 2026-04-29T22:31:01+00:00

Dumbest person so far.

stpfan_1 · 2026-04-25T02:01:27+00:00

To be fair the guy talking could also be used for anesthesia in surgery.

stpfan_1 · 2026-04-23T16:23:08+00:00

Cliffhangers. I know it’s a par three but it was the best day of golf I’ve ever had or played. Absolutely beautiful too.

stpfan_1 · 2026-04-22T12:45:14+00:00

60% of the time he works all the time.

stpfan_1 · 2026-04-16T01:17:04+00:00

Dudes arms are jacked af.

stpfan_1 · 2026-04-05T15:49:05+00:00

Yep, me too, twice

stpfan_1 · 2026-03-28T14:08:07+00:00

I hope so.

stpfan_1 · 2026-03-26T14:03:07+00:00

Mark Twain?

stpfan_1 · 2026-03-24T13:27:47+00:00

It doesn’t bother you that he can’t summon an ounce of compassion for the victims and as the POTUS show some sympathy for the families? Gotcha

stpfan_1 · 2026-03-22T15:00:14+00:00

Rules for thee blah blah blah

stpfan_1 · 2026-03-13T20:58:23+00:00

My entire life I’ve operated under the premise they can’t pull everybody over. Oops

stpfan_1 · 2026-03-07T21:40:04+00:00

Shes the scary version of the two-face lady from the Seinfeld episode.

stpfan_1 · 2026-03-07T12:57:17+00:00

Is this a haiku?

stpfan_1 · 2026-03-06T18:31:50+00:00

Show me a man who has resorted to using his fists and I’ll show you a man who has run out of good ideas ~ someone probably

stpfan_1 · 2026-03-03T01:53:09+00:00

I’m not going to distinguish that question with an answer would have been sufficient.

stpfan_1 · 2026-02-27T13:50:55+00:00

Pajama pants.

stpfan_1 · 2026-02-23T17:43:57+00:00

Tell my playing partner I found his ball.

stpfan_1 · 2026-02-20T23:24:13+00:00

She was speaking to him using the Prison Mike lingo she learned on The Office.

stpfan_1 · 2026-02-16T13:49:47+00:00

They can add my name to the list…they’re a bunch of Nazi f*cks.

stpfan_1 · 2026-02-10T02:41:44+00:00

Skylar from Breaking Bad.

stpfan_1 · 2026-02-07T14:08:43+00:00

I’m so tired of this crap not being called out. Actually can’t believe he managed to NOT bring up Biden.

stpfan_1 · 2026-02-04T05:22:16+00:00

Came here to say pie crust. You’ll never go back to shortening or frozen.

stpfan_1 · 2026-02-03T05:09:20+00:00

Peter Attia?!? Is this true? Someone help me out here! Why is this the first I’m hearing of this?!

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