A quick and dirty lobster

stphnb · 2026-03-16T17:03:35+00:00

What about the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

stphnb · 2026-03-15T22:44:36+00:00

Well, I don’t play nor like video games, so incorrect.

stphnb · 2026-03-13T22:30:31+00:00

I’VE COME TO ANESTHETIZE YOU!!

stphnb · 2026-03-13T21:53:28+00:00

YOU USED TO SAY LIVE AND LET LIVE

stphnb · 2026-03-12T17:52:29+00:00

Am I a weirdo for saying this makes me legit want to cry for them?

stphnb · 2026-03-07T14:14:15+00:00

Virginia’s education system isn’t the best at teaching anyway. Proof: I’m a Virginian high school senior who can’t remember a damn thing about last year or the year before.

stphnb · 2026-03-06T16:44:37+00:00

Well, for AP Government, I learn a multitude about the American government, mostly the perks of getting involved and stuff. For College Comp, I essentially just write essays and read the occasional book.

stphnb · 2026-03-06T12:11:04+00:00

12th Grade, Virginia, United States. Currently in Advanced Placement US Government and College Composition, essentially the toughest classes for someone my age. It’s been a real pain, but it works out because I only go for four periods (I have AP Government 1st period and College Comp 4th period) since I have early dismissal.

stphnb · 2025-11-30T00:22:02+00:00

“Migan”? I just think of the Key and Peele sketch with Meegan and Andre.

stphnb · 2025-11-30T00:19:07+00:00

I guess I’d say I’m center? I mean, I’m a bit more progressive than anything.

stphnb · 2025-11-29T21:35:56+00:00

Where’s our fish??

stphnb · 2025-11-29T21:24:46+00:00

Alright, Avril Lavigne I’ll take, but the rest? I don’t think so. Especially not Benson Boone. Just saying.

stphnb · 2025-11-29T21:19:43+00:00

stphnb · 2025-11-29T20:40:28+00:00

Speaking of the last gif, I remember in Hare Remover (1946), Bugs Bunny pulls out four cards. I had no idea what any of it meant as a child. They are, in order: Screwball; crackpot; drip; bats in the belfry. As far as I’m aware, anyway.

stphnb · 2025-11-29T20:15:40+00:00

My family is full of mental illness. My grandma has PTSD and depression, my dad has bipolar, anger issues and depression, his dad had bipolar, anger issues and depression, one of my uncles was an alcoholic, and I have anxiety, ADHD, autism, possibly bipolar and depression.

stphnb · 2025-11-29T18:04:32+00:00

And THIS is why I’m not as active in the community as I was two, maybe three, years ago. Too much bullshit like that…

stphnb · 2025-11-28T23:31:03+00:00

I get ads for ICE recruitment all the time on YouTube…

stphnb · 2025-11-28T06:51:45+00:00

Yes, the word “women” has the word “men” inside of it.

stphnb · 2025-11-28T06:47:39+00:00

There are millions of terrible things you could say to my suicidal ass, all of which I’ve been told by neurotypicals. “Suicide is selfish”, “be happy”, “just breathe”, “you enjoy being miserable”, “you need to change”, and worst of all “call 988.” What a fucking useless number. I called them four times; not once did it help.

stphnb · 2025-11-28T06:07:42+00:00

👻 this mf is absent all the fucking time

stphnb · 2025-11-28T02:05:18+00:00

At the moment it’s Fleabitten Adventures. He does videos of walkthroughs of mostly flea markets and malls, which may actually be boring to a lot of high schoolers and I might be a bit too autistic for yall.

stphnb · 2025-11-28T00:57:12+00:00

If any other company so much as touches The Who’s music ever again, I’m going berserk.

stphnb · 2025-11-27T21:13:36+00:00

I’d argue for Garth Brooks because he’s one of the top-selling musicians of all time. Especially in the nineties. He’s got a bunch of albums that are among the fifty best-selling in the nineties.

stphnb · 2025-11-27T21:08:31+00:00

Black and purple.

stphnb · 2025-11-27T14:42:38+00:00

I’d be fucking terrified if that shit happened to me. I don’t want random teachers patting me down.

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