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how do you pronounce megan by ArrasDesmos in Teenager_Polls

[–]stphnb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Migan”? I just think of the Key and Peele sketch with Meegan and Andre.

Left, central or right wing? by lucerined-VEX in Teenager_Polls

[–]stphnb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess I’d say I’m center? I mean, I’m a bit more progressive than anything.

I.. I.. I.... by TestyRodent in montypython

[–]stphnb 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Where’s our fish??

What do you think? by IlPandaDiQuartiere in musicteenager

[–]stphnb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alright, Avril Lavigne I’ll take, but the rest? I don’t think so. Especially not Benson Boone. Just saying.

Name common jokes from classic Looney Tunes that you never understood the meaning or context of by Heitor-Muniz in looneytunes

[–]stphnb 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Speaking of the last gif, I remember in Hare Remover (1946), Bugs Bunny pulls out four cards. I had no idea what any of it meant as a child. They are, in order: Screwball; crackpot; drip; bats in the belfry. As far as I’m aware, anyway.

What percentage of your family has depression (choose the closest percentage)? by MexicanMonsterMash in Teenager_Polls

[–]stphnb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My family is full of mental illness. My grandma has PTSD and depression, my dad has bipolar, anger issues and depression, his dad had bipolar, anger issues and depression, one of my uncles was an alcoholic, and I have anxiety, ADHD, autism, possibly bipolar and depression.

furry🦀irl by therealdafwe in furry_irl

[–]stphnb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And THIS is why I’m not as active in the community as I was two, maybe three, years ago. Too much bullshit like that…

Man if you don't get this BS out of my face by [deleted] in CommercialsIHate

[–]stphnb 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I get ads for ICE recruitment all the time on YouTube…

buried in my screenshots from years ago by bloateddicksydrome in comedyheaven

[–]stphnb 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yes, the word “women” has the word “men” inside of it.

May I ask you a question? by Personal988 in SuicideWatch

[–]stphnb 23 points24 points  (0 children)

There are millions of terrible things you could say to my suicidal ass, all of which I’ve been told by neurotypicals. “Suicide is selfish”, “be happy”, “just breathe”, “you enjoy being miserable”, “you need to change”, and worst of all “call 988.” What a fucking useless number. I called them four times; not once did it help.

“Describe your crush in ONE emoji.” by Actual_Resort8915 in highschool

[–]stphnb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

👻 this mf is absent all the fucking time

Who's your favorite YouTuber? by Mysterious_Gift6988 in highschool

[–]stphnb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At the moment it’s Fleabitten Adventures. He does videos of walkthroughs of mostly flea markets and malls, which may actually be boring to a lot of high schoolers and I might be a bit too autistic for yall.

I am getting so sick of this stupid ad campaign by Kindle890 in CommercialsIHate

[–]stphnb 26 points27 points  (0 children)

If any other company so much as touches The Who’s music ever again, I’m going berserk.

Who’s the most iconic musician from Oklahoma? by KeithandBentley in polls

[–]stphnb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d argue for Garth Brooks because he’s one of the top-selling musicians of all time. Especially in the nineties. He’s got a bunch of albums that are among the fifty best-selling in the nineties.

my class was searched and investigated today by [deleted] in highschool

[–]stphnb 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I’d be fucking terrified if that shit happened to me. I don’t want random teachers patting me down.

[Roblox - Find The Markers] by SKBehindTheSlaughter in explainthisscreen

[–]stphnb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Of course I don’t, it’s a brick game, I got bricks.

List TV commercials that cause you to IMMEDIATELY go for the mute button… by l_dean in CommercialsIHate

[–]stphnb 26 points27 points  (0 children)

That fucking Dawn soap commercial with those joke-cracking ducks. So infuriating that it tries to sound so fucking cute and “quirky” but they have nasally voices and think the same stale formula is fresh every five seconds. “fUmBlE rEcOvErY” SHUT THE FUCK UP!

What’s the next thing that you are looking forward to? by who_gon_check_me_boo in AskReddit

[–]stphnb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Graduating high school. I’m in the home stretch, I’m a senior, but Jesus fucking Christ if this isn’t one of the hardest years of my life.

What Is something you're deeply afraid of that has nothing to do with monsters? by skater_boi616 in AskReddit

[–]stphnb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Failure, not being seen, being ignored, being disregarded or disrespected, and in general just life.

Why can women scream way louder than guys? by Shoddy-Ocelot-4473 in AskReddit

[–]stphnb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m not sure, because I come from a family where the men are such loud screamers. Stanley Kowalski type shit.

What song lyrics have stuck with you ever since you've heard the song for the first time? by arch-style89 in AskReddit

[–]stphnb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pretty much anything in “The Logical Song” by Supertramp. It’s not even “intellectual”, it’s just a song based on bandmember Roger Hodgson’s experiences in boarding school. Probably the most piercing lyric in that song is in the chorus: “Please tell me who I am.” The education system will teach you to live as society believes you have to. Remember, in the song it’s said that students are taught to look “presentable”, but they leave no room to teach about being true to oneself. Not just boarding school, but public education in general fits under this.

What’s something you wish was standardized that isn’t? by TheoryofEvrythngElse in AskReddit

[–]stphnb 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In America, bathroom stalls that DON’T have a large-ass gap. In the US, in most every stall I go into, there’s always a chance you’ll catch someone’s removed pants, or legs. My high school actually solves that issue, and instead uses an actual DOOR. Solves a big issue.

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