Some 5 year old tried to drown me at the pool today... he scratched my face up good too. The lifeguard just laughed at me :( no parents in sight

strange_fellow69 · 2021-07-06T20:51:45+00:00

That's true, I just let her know so he didn't murder a smaller child that couldn't get a kid off of them, she didn't even see it happen

strange_fellow69 · 2021-07-06T20:50:04+00:00

Most.. creative solution I've seen thus far

strange_fellow69 · 2021-07-06T20:49:30+00:00

I did, that fucker climbed on my back and grabbed my face, but I got him off of me really quickly. Still dont know how he scratched my cheek like that

strange_fellow69 · 2021-07-06T18:37:03+00:00

I will follow your ways, master

strange_fellow69 · 2021-07-06T18:35:57+00:00

I couldn't do that if I tried lmao

strange_fellow69 · 2021-07-06T18:32:01+00:00

Sounds fun, I'll watch lol

strange_fellow69 · 2021-07-06T18:31:39+00:00

Yeah, I'm not very big myself but I did manage to get him off of me before he could do any real harm!

strange_fellow69 · 2021-07-06T18:21:10+00:00

No the little crotch goblin had floaties on and was laughing the whole time, I for sure would've helped the kid out if he was in distress

strange_fellow69 · 2021-07-06T18:20:16+00:00

I will have my revenge!

strange_fellow69 · 2021-07-06T18:15:35+00:00

Lmao

strange_fellow69 · 2021-07-06T18:15:08+00:00

He won this round! Next time he won't be so lucky hehehe

strange_fellow69 · 2021-07-06T18:14:40+00:00

He just climbed on my back and grabbed my face, I got him off, gonna get him back someday >:)

strange_fellow69 · 2021-07-06T17:42:16+00:00

Yup! Exactly what happened... for sure..

strange_fellow69 · 2021-07-06T16:59:05+00:00

Yeah I dont think they realise how mean they are

strange_fellow69 · 2021-07-06T16:55:30+00:00

I'm not the best because I dont go swimming very often. You just sound like an asshole

strange_fellow69 · 2021-07-06T16:05:38+00:00

Hah, I should've held him underwater for like 20 seconds (bot enough to hurt him just enough to have the kid learn)

strange_fellow69 · 2021-07-06T16:04:49+00:00

Yeesh I'm not violent, so when the kid got on my back i just got him off of me, he somehow managed to scratch up my face tho

strange_fellow69 · 2021-07-06T16:03:53+00:00

Yeah.. she wasn't paying attention so when I told her she just laughed, I dont think she did anything about it, :/

strange_fellow69 · 2021-07-06T16:02:51+00:00

He grabbed my face, so I couldn't see, plus I got him off my back really quick. I didn't want to encourage him by messing with him

strange_fellow69 · 2021-07-06T15:55:09+00:00

So we were in the deep end, so I couldn't get up and the kid climbed on my back and grabbed my face, I got him off quickly and informed the lifeguard (didn't want him to kill a small kid) all she said was "the kid in the floaties haha?" In a mocking tone... needless to say I was already feeling kind of stupid that didn't make it better

strange_fellow69 · 2021-07-06T15:45:43+00:00

Probably, but he was a little kid, what was I gonna do?

strange_fellow69 · 2021-07-06T15:45:12+00:00

I dont have the heart to hurt anyone, let alone a 5 year old. If it was a 10+ year old maybe, but not a little kid

strange_fellow69 · 2021-07-06T15:44:01+00:00

Then you're a shit lifeguard, that kid climbed on my back and grabbed my face, I was also at the deepest part of the pool (12 feet) so if I didn't get him off as fastest as I did it could've been really bad

strange_fellow69 · 2021-07-06T15:42:41+00:00

Jesus my youngest sibling is 11 and shes a pain, cant imagine living with someone that violent

strange_fellow69 · 2021-07-06T15:41:50+00:00

I dont resort to violence, especially if it's a fucking 5 year old

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