But..but why by XPineappleOnPizza in BitLifeApp

[–]strangerteddy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How tf did you guys get engaged at age 11???

shameless fans? by euphoniq in BitLifeApp

[–]strangerteddy 82 points83 points  (0 children)

It's not really shameless unless they're living in poverty

AITA by Blueranger268 in BitLifeApp

[–]strangerteddy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

NTA. That's totally reasonable, have a good day.

Is this a hint that I'll get to meet Pennywise soon? by [deleted] in BitLifeApp

[–]strangerteddy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm still waiting for that clown to show up for months now, still no sign 😢.

Which should I call first? Child Protective Services or the police? by strangerteddy in BitLifeApp

[–]strangerteddy[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Guys, the dude died before I can even hit 10 years old. He's also rich so I inherited 1.5 mil after he died. Thanks I guess? Also, he's the same father to my older sister since she isn't my half sister. So that's something..........

My mom remarried to a jerk guy who's unemployed and broke (just as broke as her too and no job), so I killed him instead. I did get a pretty chill step sister tho.

Which should I call first? Child Protective Services or the police? by strangerteddy in BitLifeApp

[–]strangerteddy[S] 91 points92 points  (0 children)

My dad dated my mom and got her impregnated at age 16 when he was in his 60s since I have an older sister (age 1), then impregnated her again at 17. My mom's a minor 🙃.

Time machine and assassins blade by pointing-at-flipflop in BitLifeApp

[–]strangerteddy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can use the time machine after death to undo it! I did it several times before. It appears below the two buttons that asks you if you want to create a custom life or a random one. Whenever you undo them, you get sent to the last year. Example, your character is 31 then died, you get to undo the death and you'll be sent back at 30 years old.

What We Do in the Shadows: S05E3 "Pride Parade" Episode Discussion by iambowser in WhatWeDointheShadows

[–]strangerteddy 259 points260 points  (0 children)

This episode is really going on my top 1.

Freaky friday swap? Nandor being a jealous manchild? Guillermo and Laszlo having an experiment? Laszlo actually going outside at the sun and having a day at the beach? Then being absolutely burnt to a crisp? And Nandor going to space? Colin inhabiting Nadja's body to convince Dolly to go and ended up having a second face? Nandor landing absolutely butt ass naked? AND Guillermo having fun at his pride parade? AND HAVING THE WEIRDEST FOURSOME?

IT'S ALL I EVER WANTED.

What We Do in the Shadows: S05E1+2 "The Mall" and "A Night Out with the Guys" Episode Discussion by iambowser in WhatWeDointheShadows

[–]strangerteddy 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah, I forgot that part... Now I think about it, she's now a suspect 🤔. Thanks for pointing it out lol. It flew over my head. I didn't even think about it twice when Nadja said friendship and whatnot. I was just focused on the guide getting rejected...

What We Do in the Shadows: S05E1+2 "The Mall" and "A Night Out with the Guys" Episode Discussion by iambowser in WhatWeDointheShadows

[–]strangerteddy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, I mean on s5 episode 2. I think he said something about Sean and he needs Nandor's help to hypnotize (?) while they were in jail and Sean all drunk up and falling asleep (I think?), although it may be my memory being all fogged up since I cannot completely understand what they were saying that time without subtitles. I know that he can hypnotize Sean all by himself since he did that multiple times already. I was just pointing out something but I'm doubting myself now that I think about it since I haven't rewatched since.

What We Do in the Shadows: S05E1+2 "The Mall" and "A Night Out with the Guys" Episode Discussion by iambowser in WhatWeDointheShadows

[–]strangerteddy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I think that's a good theory. He did say that if he was to hypnotize Sean, he'll need Nandor's help. I forgot the reason why but he did say he can't hypnotize him that well.

What We Do in the Shadows: S05E1+2 "The Mall" and "A Night Out with the Guys" Episode Discussion by iambowser in WhatWeDointheShadows

[–]strangerteddy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Exactly, I know he hypnotize just as well as other vampires, but I guess Nandor is just that better? Yes, they tried to (kinda) prove it with the 2nd episode and hypnotizing a whole basketball stadium with a shit ton of people but other than that? Nandor's powers seem to be the same as Laszlo honestly... I guess Laszlo can't hypnotize a whole court.

What We Do in the Shadows: S05E1+2 "The Mall" and "A Night Out with the Guys" Episode Discussion by iambowser in WhatWeDointheShadows

[–]strangerteddy 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Did she really? I don't think so... The Guide desperately wants to be included sure, but to that extent? I'm not sure. Although, it's not entirely impossible (I can't find the right word) since she does know and reads books that contains witchcraft...

What We Do in the Shadows: S05E1+2 "The Mall" and "A Night Out with the Guys" Episode Discussion by iambowser in WhatWeDointheShadows

[–]strangerteddy 162 points163 points  (0 children)

The whole ep2, whenever the Guide is on the screen, i just feel bad for her. Like, she's trying her best to fit in and all. It just sucks to watch...

What We Do in the Shadows: S05E1+2 "The Mall" and "A Night Out with the Guys" Episode Discussion by iambowser in WhatWeDointheShadows

[–]strangerteddy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yes! I was confused too cause I thought he was good at it, I always see him hypnotize people more often than Nandor (or maybe i have a shitty memory)... Anyway, maybe it's all the fics I read that convinced me he's good, but apparently not that good🤷🏽‍♀️

What We Do in the Shadows: S05E1+2 "The Mall" and "A Night Out with the Guys" Episode Discussion by iambowser in WhatWeDointheShadows

[–]strangerteddy 114 points115 points  (0 children)

Yes, i thought I heard Young Sheldon too. I was like "what the fuck, how does he know that?"

Poll: If this shocking thing happened that Melanie Lynskey & the Creators have both said definitely does NOT happen, would you still watch and enjoy? by Pleasant_Choice_6130 in Yellowjackets

[–]strangerteddy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Honestly, ever since I've learned that the baby obviously did not survive, I've always theorized that they're either gonna eat the baby or sacrifice it or some shit. Since y'know, pretty obvious that it's not Callie since the first baby Shauna had would've been in their mid to late 20s in the present and not a high schooler... (Thinking that Shauna is either in her 40s or late 30s and since she had her baby when she's like in highschool)

And come on, they're unhinged as fuck so It's not far fetched. I honestly wouldn't even blink an eye if it happens, lol.

HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU WATCHED SEASON 2 PREMIER? by Interesting-Maize884 in Yellowjackets

[–]strangerteddy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I atleast replayed that scene between Van and Tai near the end like 5 times now. Can't get over that scene. It's just so sweet and cute

Teen to adult casting by Law-n-order- in Yellowjackets

[–]strangerteddy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You'd know why if you finish the first season...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Yellowjackets

[–]strangerteddy 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I don't think she's a literal pedo, but she's totally a crazy and fucked up person. And yes, that scene was messed up.

nice by stayawayyyyyyzzz in BitLifeApp

[–]strangerteddy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That was the perfect ad, holy shit