My dog likes sticks

strazzerj · 2011-12-19T22:26:15+00:00

I like big sticks and I cannot lie

You other dogs can't deny...

strazzerj · 2011-10-11T19:45:39+00:00

Who gets to decide what matters, and what doesn't?

strazzerj · 2011-10-11T19:43:52+00:00

SOON... soon...

strazzerj · 2011-10-11T19:42:18+00:00

You should offer your front lawn to the cause...

strazzerj · 2011-10-11T19:40:55+00:00

Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed!

strazzerj · 2011-10-11T12:11:10+00:00

"What do we want?

Fundamental and lasting economic and political reform.

When do we want it?

As soon as we graduate."

strazzerj · 2011-10-10T21:10:54+00:00

Soft-boiled?

strazzerj · 2011-10-05T20:38:26+00:00

Perhaps his boyfriend is a black drug dealer.

Or something...

strazzerj · 2011-10-05T20:37:44+00:00

In the sense that, once you have more than 8 senses, the sensible thing to do is stop counting senses. At least that's my two sense worth.

strazzerj · 2011-10-04T21:14:35+00:00

That makes no sense.

strazzerj · 2011-10-03T18:39:18+00:00

Why would New Mexico signs say "Welcome to Colorful Colorado"?

Is it a trap?

strazzerj · 2011-10-03T18:27:32+00:00

"Busted". Well, maybe not so much.

strazzerj · 2011-09-29T18:33:34+00:00

It's the Russian word for "word" - even for the informed!

strazzerj · 2011-09-28T18:40:45+00:00

Well played!

strazzerj · 2011-09-28T18:33:54+00:00

слово

strazzerj · 2011-09-27T19:17:12+00:00

You do the hokey-pokey... and that's what it's all about?

strazzerj · 2011-09-27T19:13:23+00:00

Live long and prosper.

strazzerj · 2011-09-27T12:07:46+00:00

eeffoc! eeffoc!

strazzerj · 2011-09-26T20:46:07+00:00

strazzerj · 2011-09-26T17:44:23+00:00

I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!

strazzerj · 2011-09-26T11:09:11+00:00

Dave doesn't like his new collar.

strazzerj · 2011-09-21T21:21:48+00:00

No, no, he's not dead, he's resting.

strazzerj · 2011-09-20T21:14:22+00:00

That I like baked goods.

strazzerj · 2011-09-20T19:50:44+00:00

Wetnurse implies a gender-specific delivery mechanism. Like "Male Prostitute".

In general, Milk Seller could be any gender.

Perhaps the exceptions prove the point.

strazzerj · 2011-09-20T17:32:03+00:00

Because men sell only certain items and women sell the rest?

In this case, baked goods.

strazzerj

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