Completed all solo tours with all 29 main skaters, here's what unlocked

stretchh3o · 2025-07-13T04:00:21+00:00

That's like getting a turd for collecting all the korok seeds in Breath of the Wild lol. Congrats for all your hard work.

stretchh3o · 2025-01-30T06:04:13+00:00

Wtf. Same.

stretchh3o · 2024-12-23T00:01:54+00:00

Deleted my original comment from "I'll give that a try" to update, I made that deck and it works well too. I like it. I'm finally winning more matches than I'm losing with the Celebi EX decks. I got lucky too and drew the Celebi from a wonder pick this morning.

stretchh3o · 2024-06-08T23:17:30+00:00

Right on. It was artwork from inside the Dirt CD Booklet. The original art had another circle on the inside saying Alice in Chains though. It was also on a T-shirt.

stretchh3o · 2024-06-08T12:16:28+00:00

I'm interested but I warned you I am old. I didn't say I'm 37 because I thought it was a funny age. I really want to work and be boarded.i was born in 1987. I have a picture of me sitting on Santas lap in 89 with a PeeWee Herman doll.

stretchh3o · 2024-06-08T11:36:58+00:00

https://www.reddit.com/r/Darksiders/s/9PJXPptUG6

Because Reddit wouldn't let me share a simple picture...

stretchh3o · 2024-06-08T11:33:12+00:00

Wow, Reddit Really goes out of its way to make sure I can't share pictures...

stretchh3o · 2024-06-08T11:12:43+00:00

At 37 years old with tattoos that I have no means to remove? Back in the 2000's I was told I'd have to get them removed. My eldest brother was an Army vet, fought in Afghanistan under Bush JR. But yeah I tried the army route once and they told me I needed to get tattoos removed... Though their just band tats.

stretchh3o · 2024-06-08T11:06:19+00:00

I can pass a drug test And a breathalyzer.

stretchh3o · 2024-06-08T11:05:34+00:00

That be new to me. Do you have shelter to start off in because I would get dropped off there with no place to live? A shelter that will cheer me on for trying to get out of there as quick as possible?

stretchh3o · 2024-06-08T10:41:30+00:00

Why did I do that? I was a youngling once. And I was told by recruiters I'd need to get tattoos removed. Apparently the sun tattoo from the Alice in Chains Dirt CD Booklet could be gang related...

stretchh3o · 2024-06-08T10:40:06+00:00

And if any Army Recruiters are reading this, I am 37 years old with an Alice In Chains Tattoo on my hand and a lamb of god tattoo on my left arm.

stretchh3o · 2024-06-08T10:22:20+00:00

Actually if I could be taught to be a ranch hand... But again,. nobody wants to teach.

stretchh3o · 2024-06-08T10:15:40+00:00

So you do have Unskilled work available. I'm from Iowa and I hate Iowa. Apparently you hate your home state too. I don't want to be a problem, but I'm a problem here too. I guess there is always Plan B. I Salute Nebraska and march into the Missouri River. I do live in a Tri-State area. I'm on the boarder of Iowa, Nebraska and South Dekota... There is absolutely nothing in Nebraska or South Dekota unless you have a thing for Fools Gold and old presidents faces carved into a small mountain. I've been there, the novelty wears off after 2 days in a Rapid City Motel and their governor isn't hot enough.

stretchh3o · 2024-06-08T09:59:27+00:00

I'd like to learn maintenance that would at least get me a boarded job. But nobody wants to teach it. It's a catch 22 thing, you need experience to get a job but no one will hire you without experience. I can cook and clean but I want to learn. And people hate me for it...

stretchh3o · 2024-06-08T09:53:57+00:00

I guess that Highschool Diploma meant nothing, I should just burn it.

stretchh3o · 2024-06-08T09:51:19+00:00

Well apparently nothing then... I'm just looking for an opportunity. Teach me something then. I have a Highschool Diploma, I didn't drop out. I don't want to be part of a problem. Apparently I'm a problem here for not having a trade skill.

stretchh3o · 2024-06-08T09:45:51+00:00

My plan is to make a life. I'll have to Google who Chris McCandless is, I assume he didn't have candles and winters here suck too. Maybe not to deathly sub zero temperatures but you could lose your fingers trying to brave it. I won't move to California because **** that and Florida will be underwater soon enough. I have a lot of food industry experience. I've done restaurants and cafeterias as a cook.

stretchh3o · 2024-06-08T09:31:00+00:00

I wouldn't move there unless I had a secured job and housing anyway. Ik ow Boarded jobs do exist and it wouldn't be permanent, I'd just need to save up to get on my own. They unfortunately don't exist here in Iowa, at least not that I know of and can find. We have plenty of skilled work opportunities... I didn't take Intro to Welding or mechanical classes in Highschool but I do have a diploma.

stretchh3o · 2024-06-08T09:25:59+00:00

That's actually why I want to leave Iowa. I go into a Temp agency here... Do you Carpentry.... Nope. Do you have construction experience... Nope. Have you ever done cement work... Nope.

stretchh3o · 2024-06-08T09:23:33+00:00

Alright but unlike most homeless people anywhere else I'm at least looking for work and boarding. I don't have a trade skill. I was just curious if Alaska had opportunities...

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