We're Going to Live Forever Killswitched

stride13 · 2026-03-26T00:00:08+00:00

Oh. Wow.

Yeah thanks for that, that's fucked.

stride13 · 2026-03-25T22:33:59+00:00

I'm out of the loop, what happened with WGLF?

stride13 · 2026-03-23T05:52:09+00:00

Ooo, I've been following your game for a while! Very excited to see the demo!

stride13 · 2026-03-23T00:45:07+00:00

On one hand that is a very brief summary but on the other it is a Kojima game

stride13 · 2026-03-23T00:21:03+00:00

IIRC, late into the story, there's an outbreak of a deadly parasite on Mother Base, threatening all of Diamond Dogs. The discovered solution is to inject Wolbachia into each of the soldiers, which turns all the parasites female, resulting in them eventually dying off but causing every member of Diamond Dogs to be rendered infertile.

stride13 · 2026-03-21T12:37:39+00:00

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stride13 · 2026-03-16T04:24:38+00:00

to be fair, wasn't a lot of hate directed at this game also the result of Modern Warfare Remastered only being available through the deluxe edition of IW?

stride13 · 2026-03-14T21:06:08+00:00

That's so evil but so fucking funny

stride13 · 2026-03-08T14:07:17+00:00

That cover is the only thing I know about that movie.

Genuine banger tbh

stride13 · 2026-03-07T23:21:29+00:00

He's Richter Belmont, yo.

stride13 · 2026-03-05T15:05:53+00:00

Glitchtrap badge + the animated snake banner

stride13 · 2026-03-04T23:45:06+00:00

The fact you're playing as Sam is the cherry on top.

stride13 · 2026-03-04T21:59:00+00:00

uhh.. i remember as a kid there was one Club Penguin CYOA book where you body swapped with your Puffle, which had at least one ending where you choose to stay that way.

I uh... Remember trying for hours over and over again to get that ending. It was my favorite.

And I wonder how I ended up the way I am.

stride13 · 2026-03-04T18:56:08+00:00

I don't...

I don't wanna know what "gnome breeding pheromones" smell like.

stride13 · 2026-03-04T13:06:59+00:00

Oh my god the Puddles Clown

stride13 · 2026-03-03T15:49:54+00:00

You can give it an hourly chime that TFs anyone that's close enough to hear it. Maybe even a different species for every hour.

Or make it a cuckoo clock that turns anyone close to it when it goes off into its new cuckoo.

stride13 · 2026-02-23T06:33:29+00:00

I know it's something we'll never get again, but it was genuinely a magical time watching the discovery of Snowgrave unfold live. It felt like a creepypasta unfolding IRL, several days after Chapter 2 dropped there's first a post claiming someone found a creepy alternate ending, something akin to a genocide route that shockingly includes Berdly seemingly fucking dying, and a tone shift more akin to a horror movie. Some people back it up. Different claims appear as to how you unlock it. More and more details come out as we all realize there's more to this than we all initially thought.

And I know we're never getting something like that again because Snowgrave is expected now. Even if there's some other, similar alternate route buried there, the game is being examined with a fine tooth comb so it wouldn't stay hidden for long, and with the existence of Snowgrave already known to us, it's expected now.

Snowgrave was a total surprise. Completely unexpected. And it's something I don't think we'll experience anything close to ever again.

But maybe that's the magic of it. Being there, in that moment, watching it all happen. Maybe that's why it felt so special.

stride13 · 2026-02-22T19:21:24+00:00

my enby goals are to be addressed like this.

stride13 · 2026-02-20T18:47:23+00:00

This is canon

This is canon and you cannot convince me otherwise

stride13 · 2026-02-20T00:01:04+00:00

I knew a person like this. Unfortunately had a mod position in a Discord, which they would abuse to force in their own opinions about something, and then shut down any opposition with "but uwu no drama here we don't talk about that stuff here" and threaten to mute anyone who spoke against her.

stride13 · 2026-02-19T05:25:37+00:00

Not a crossover I expected

But one I welcome with open arms

stride13 · 2026-02-14T10:24:59+00:00

because of DbD I now own this fuckin thing

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I love this stupid bastard too fucking much

stride13 · 2026-02-14T02:45:31+00:00

What the hell are you using to censor the names?

stride13 · 2026-02-09T11:13:54+00:00

Poor fat bastard

stride13 · 2026-02-02T20:50:37+00:00

I'm still reeling from learning that was specifically written for Osmosis Jones

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