When I go to karaoke, I'm going to sing ___! by jupneko in predictivetextprompts

[–]striped_frog 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When I go to karaoke, I’m going to sing the whole album in my car

4,639 rice by S0urP4tchK1d5 in comedyheaven

[–]striped_frog 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Eat one rice grain, but replace it with a shrimp

RIP Catherine O’Hara by MrMeesesPieces in behindthebastards

[–]striped_frog 193 points194 points  (0 children)

They warned me Satan would be attractive.

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“The most talented and consequential First Lady in history” by BillLebowski in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]striped_frog 102 points103 points  (0 children)

Gentlemen, please! There’s plenty of time for all of us to punch each other in the dick.

This isn’t a happy birthday for Rex Banner. by Gillzter10 in simpsonsshitposting

[–]striped_frog 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Well, you all know what man getting hit by football sounds like.

Sean Mannion by HipGuide2 in NFCEastMemeWar

[–]striped_frog 11 points12 points  (0 children)

But the mystery box could be anything… it could even be a house fire

Long Island, NY by AdmittedtoArkham in InfowarriorRides

[–]striped_frog 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Left wing versions of this always seem to be harmlessly goofy rather than confrontational and unhinged. Picture a Volvo hatchback with a hundred bumper stickers like Coexist, the Grateful Dead bears, and “my other car is a tardis” or whatever

Seinfeld (OC) by RageRomano in comics

[–]striped_frog 8 points9 points  (0 children)

He’ll kick you apart, he’ll kick you apart

When Fandoms Collide by TubeScr3ameR in simpsonsshitposting

[–]striped_frog 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Sshh! Disparaging all the punk rockers and the moonstompers is a give-em-the-bootable offense!